Thursday, 3 April 2014

Voted women's favourite whatsapp of the year!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day ��
while his wife stayed home. ����.

He wanted her to see
what he went  through
so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. ��
I want her to know what
I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

God, in his infinite wisdom,
granted the man's wish.������

The next morning, sure enough, ��
the man awoke as a woman...
he arose,
cooked breakfast
for his mate, ��
awakened the kids,
set out their school clothes, 

fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches,
drove them to school,
came home and picked
up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the bank
to make a deposit, 
went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put
away the groceries.
Then it was already 1 PM
and he hurried to make the beds,
do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, sweep and mop
the kitchen floor,
ran to the school to pick up
the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home,
set out milk and cookies and ��
got the kids   to do
their homework. ��
Then set up the ironing board
and watched TV while he
did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops
and snapped
fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry,
bathed the kids and put
them to bed.��

At 9 PM    exhausted
and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed
to get through without complaint. 

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 
Lord, I don't know what
I was thinking.��
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day!��
Please, Oh! Please,
let us trade back.. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: ��

"My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and
I will be here to change
things back to the way
they were. 
But you'll have to wait
nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night"

This has been voted
Women's Favorite
Whatsapp of the Year!

If you agree, share it
to all your female friends who
would enjoy this!!!!!

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