Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS:
After Accident, Driver Angrily said -
I showed you the Headlights and told u let
me go first.........
Female Driver- I also started the Wipers
and said No, No, No..
Driver fainted !!!
There are 3 kinds of men in this
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They
can change anything into an