Saturday, 22 March 2014

What is your favorite fruit Mr Modi?.....Brilliant Satire..............................Must Read...

Brilliant Satire... Must Read!

A reporter from the Reuters is interviewing Mr
Narendra Modi: "What is your favorite fruit Mr

Modi: "Mango."

Within a minute this exchange is carried by all
news channels in India as "breaking news" with
the header, "Modi does not like guavas."

Spokespersons of different political parties/NGOs
were invited to give their reaction.

Jitendra Avad: Mahatma Gandhi used to like
banana, which is easily available all across India
and cheap; so even the poor people can afford it.
It is a fruit of aam admi. Modi is basically against
Mahatmaji. So it is obvious that he does not like
bananas. He represents Nathuram Godse who
killed Bapuji.

Manish Tiwari: Modi does not like guava because
of its green color! This shows his anti-Muslim
bias!! Shame on him!!

Ajay Makan: Not surprised modi likes an expensive
fruit like mango. By that choice, he is mocking the
poor masses of India.

Pappu aka Amul Baby: I am not like Modi who
only likes specific things or items. My food intake
is all inclusive and I respect all foods like I respect
all religions. I like saffron mangoes, green guavas,
and white amlas. Tomorrow I am going on a visit
to the poor people of UP living in poor huts where
I will share and eat green and yellow skinned
bananas with them.

[Pig]Vijay: Modi is a rotten mango and must
therefore be immediately removed from the
basket. Otherwise all mangoes in the basket will
rot. A rotten mango like modi has no place in the
secular, all-inclusive basket of India.

Nitin Wagle on Lokmat-IBN Ten O'Clock News:
Welcome all! A new day and a new topic for
discussion today. Modi has betrayed his ugly,
communal façade by declaring that he likes
mangoes. By deliberately avoiding green guavas
from the list of fruits he likes, Modi has clearly
demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal
mentality. We have among us Mr Madhav
Bhandari of the BJP, Mr Sachin Savant of the
Congress, and great and original thinker-Mr
Markandey Katju.

A comment by Dilip Padgaokar:
"Modi likes mangoes an Indian fruit which mean
he hates Olives, the Italian fruit. This shows a
narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no
international taste"

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