Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Gabbar Sambha Jokes...................Enjoy......................



Gabbar:- Kitne admi the?
Sambha:- Sardar 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai?
Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad aata hai.
Gabbar:- Or 2 k pahle?
Sambha:- 2 k pahle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar:- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha:- Bich me koi nahi aata hai.
Gabbar:- To phir dono ek saath kyon nahi aate hai?
Sambha:- 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai. Kyon ki 2, 1 se bada hota hai.
Gabbar:- 2, 1 se kitna bada hota hai?
Sambha:- 2 ,1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar:- Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Sambha:- Sardar maine apka namak khaya hai. Mujhe goli mar do.
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Sambha was chewing masala at the top of the hill of rock. so Gabbar ask him following question:



Gabbar: are o sambha tu hamesha pahad pe chadke kyon masala khata he.

Sambha: (with angrily) UNCHE LOG UNCHI PASAND.
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Gabbar to Sambha: Pehle Thakur ki biwi ko maar dalo, phir Thakur ke haath kaat do, phir usko roj Viagra khilao. Wo sar patak patak ke khud hi mar jaayega.
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Sambha- to Sardar ek kam kro, ye gun utho or ek ek goli sabko mar do..



Gabbar singh- are oo sambha....



holi kb h kb h holi??? Hhhhhhhaaaa..







 Sambha- dekho Sardar, dimag ki dahi mt kro...

Jab bhi holi aati h aap yahi question puchte ho...

Aapko nahana to hota nhi h kbhi,

m aapse itna uper baitha hu fir bhi itni Smell aati h aapse ke pucho mt...

Gali ke kutto ko bhi malariya ho jaye agar aapke front me khda ho jaye to.

Gabbar singh- bta na yr plz kb h holi? Its urgent





Sambha- 8 march ko or is bar plz naha lena pakka nhi to

agli holi tak aapka to pta nhi but hum jrur mar jayenge is horrable smell se



Gabbar singh- sorry dude, is bar bhi m nhi naha paunga...

8 march ko mera table tannis ka match h Thakur ke sath,

so m holi nhi khel paunga...





Sambha- lekin Thakur ke to hath he nhi h...

Gabbar singh- koi nhi uski taraf se Basanti ki Mausi khel legi...



Sambha- to Sardar ek kam kro, ye gun utho or ek ek goli sabko mar do...

Aapki Smell se daily thoda thoda marne se achha h ke aap humko abhi mar do
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Sambha: iska kya karna hai sardaar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Gabbar: saambha, Ise varnish mein daal do,,,,,,,,,,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finishing bhi aa jaayegi.




1 comment:

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