Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Jokes..............Kejriwal is So Honest... Ab Kejriwal ki Bajegi (Hilarious)‏..................



It all started with RAJNIKANT ...

then came CID...

Then Sir Ravindra Jadeja and

next was ALOKNATH ...

Ab bari hai

CM Arvind Kejriwal ki...

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Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him " do I look fat"

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

Kejriwal is so honest that , he always removes USB safely

Kejriwal is so honest that , when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

Kejriwal is so honest that , he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during  his marriage

Kejriwal is so honest that , he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes

Kejriwal is so honest that , he actually " rolls on the floor laughing" when he texts ROFL
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केजरीवाल इतने ईमानदार हैं कि वे अपने कंम्पूयटर में भी एंटी वायरस नहीं डालते क्योंकि उन्हें किसी तरह की सिक्युरिटी नहीं चाहिए........
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Kejriwal is so honest that won't change the channel whenn show host says, 'कहीं जाइयेगा मत, अभी हाजिर होंगे ब्रेक के बाद'........
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केजरीवाल ने अपने लैपटॉप को जेल भेज दिया क्योंकि उसका डेटा करप्ट हो चुका था.… इतनी ईमानदारी .......
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केजरीवाल इतने ईमानदार हैं कि वो बरसात के मौसम में सूर्य नमस्कार नहीं करते.....
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अभी अभी केजरीवाल ने एक हलवाई के खिलाफ केस दर्ज करवा दी क्योंकि गुलाब जामुन में न ही गुलाब था और न ही जामुन.......
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 केजरीवाल इतने इमानदार है की वे पिछले दो महीनो से खांश रहे हैं लेकिन उन्होंने खांसी की दवाई नहीं ली क्यूंकि उसमे अल्कोहल होता है. ....
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मुजरिम- मैँ अरविँद केजरीवाल जी की शपथ खाता हूँ, कि जो भी कहूँगा सच कहूँगा सच के सिवाय कुछ भी नहीँ कहूँगा ।

जज- बस कर पगले रुलाएगा क्या ?
बिना सबूत बिना गवाह के इन्हे बाइज्जत बरी किया जाता है ।
साथ ही अदालत आदेश देती है कि इस व्यक्ति को ईमानदारी का प्रमाणपत्र दिया जाए
और अब कभी इस ईमानदार आदमी को परेशान न किया जाय...........
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 Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
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Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
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Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
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Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers
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Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest That in delhi all "U-Turn" boards are being replaced by "Kejriwal-Turn"
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest That he went for DNA test before writing his dad's name on high school form !
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In future, when people will talk of honesty, Kejriwal's name will come up before Raja Harishchandra's Kejriwal So Honest
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I am so honest that I never wear underwear coz it has VIP written over it.
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he pays for Hara Dhaniya too while purchasing vegetables.
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he sued his teacher for teaching wrong facts like "Sun rises in the East", because sun does't rise...earth rotates
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest that wants to make Sunny Leone the spokesperson of AAP because she has nothing to hide!!
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  #YoKejriwalSoHonest that he only wears Peter England : The Honest Shirt
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest he reads terms and conditions before clicking on 'I accept'.
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#YoKejriwalSoHonest that he sued movie makers of Rang De Basanti because there was no Basanti in the movie.
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Top 5 Arvind Kejriwal jokes going viral on social media:
1) That awkward moment when Arvind Kejriwal gives you a business card that says “nobody”

 2) Next time though Kejri says “main samanya aadmi hoon” someone should say, in their best Govinda voice, “Control yaar”.

 3) Kejriwal said no to politics, joined. Abused corrupt Congress, joined hands. Criticised official perks, took them. Embraced irony, killed it

 4) Kejriwal being scrutinized like nayi bahu who the son has married against family’s wishes.

 5) Arvind Kejriwal : IIT in first attempt,
IRS in first attempt,
CM in first attempt..
Apni to Activa bhi nahi start hoti pehli baar me.
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Jokes........................Latest AAP series of jokes.....................  
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Cartoons on AAP party recent win and begging for support..............Kejriwal cartoons...........  
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नेताजी केजरीवाल Cartoons on his recent win in Delhi collected from web................

1 comment:

  1. Good one,Puneetjee
    Best Regards, Piyush

    ReplyDelete