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Monday, 23 December 2013

Jokes.....................I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number...............123613

I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.

She replied, Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.
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I said, Wow!
Then her friend said, She means 6663629.

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 During Sex, Gf Started Screaming, Throwing Hands and Crying.

Boy: What R U Doing? We Aren't Doing It 1St Time!

Gf: U Just Continue, I'M Practising For My Wedding Nite

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 Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:

Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?

Girl Theek hun.

Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna....

Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...

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Ladki ka Baap: Beta, Kya karte ho?

Boy: ji.. Admin department mein hoon..

Baap: waah beta... par kahan pe?
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Boy: Whatsapp 2 Group aur Facebook pe 3 Page ka Admin hoon.

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Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! tongue.png

(Readers are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by profession)

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 A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga .....

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..

Its a trap!! Its a trap!!

Marega saale..

Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho?

Man: Our wedding DVD!:...

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Pappu : Sir meri Patni mere saath baahar jaana chaahti hai.. chhutti chahiye..

Boss : chhutti nahin milegi
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Pappu : Thank you so much Sir ji..
mai jaanta tha , musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge

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1 universe,

• 8 planets,

• 195 countries,

• 5 oceans,

• 7 billion people.. ...

and I choose to fall in love with those who ignore me

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"I'm going to UK for New Years"

"Awesome. Where in UK?"
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"UttraKhand".


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 100% Hard Hitting Fact of Life:

If you earn your bread well.. There will always be people around you to apply butter..!!

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 A woman visited her parent's home. When she opened refrigerator, she found a pic of supermodel in a bikini Lady :
mom, what's this?

Mom : oh, i put up that pic, which reminds me, not to overeat.

Lady : is it working?

Mom : yes and no. I've lost 9 kg but ur dad has gained 22 kg.


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 Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki Ko
Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla
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Pedaishi Error,
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Virus k Bachey,
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Excel ki currupt file
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1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho ke
Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!

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Hamein To Pyar Ke Do Pal Bhi Naseeb
Na Huwe...!!!

Aur Badnam to Aise Huwe Jaise Ke IsHQ
Ke Badshaah Hi Hum The...!!!

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INVITATION 2 All my dear Frndz for
"NEW YEAR PARTY"
On 31 Dec 2013
9 pm onwrds..
Unique Hall
68th Floor
Prado Towers,
SYDNEY (AUSTRALIA) 🌏

"Koi bahana nahi chalega samjhe..
Aana hi padega..!!

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