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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Jokes.............Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha.............

Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha

Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye

Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo

Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega

Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?

Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai, Samjha Kar
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Santa Was Sitting In His House Without Pagdi On Head And Banta Comes To Meet Him

Banta Shocked: “Oye Santa Tune Baal Katwa Diye?

Santa With Shame: “Haan Yaar, Bahut Hairfall Ho Raha Tha.

Banta Shouts: “Hair Fall Ho Raha Tha To Baal Katwa Diye, Phir To Acha Hua Tujhe Nightfall Nahi Hua Warna Tu To Pata Nahi Kya-Kya Katwa Deta.
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Doctor To A Rich Man: “Do You Prefer A Local Anesthesia?
Rich Man: “Nop, I Would Rather Prefer An Imported One
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Ek Pakistani Ne Ek Indian Ko Chidane Ke Liye Puchha
Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kya Farq Hai?
Indian Ne Muskurate Hue Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya
Sirf Border Ka
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Shakespeare Said: If There Is A Single Dollar In Your Pocket Then.
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Convert It Into Indian Currency,

And Buy A Pepsi Of Rs.30 Aur 20 Rupaye Ke Samose Bhi Le Lena,
Aur 3 Ki Gold-Flake Aur 2 Ki Tara Gold Pan Masala.
Wah Dada Wah Cha Gaya Sahkespare.
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Ek Baar Samundri Jahaz Par 300 Pathan Safar Kar Rahe The,
Lekin Hairani Ki Baat Hai Ki Sare Ke Sare Mar Gaye,
Kaise?
Khas Kuch Nahi, Bas Ship Beech Mein Kharab Ho Gayi,
To Dhaka Dene Neeche Uttar Gaye The.
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Doctor Ka Ek Padosi Bahut Bada Nashedi Tha, Aur Khoob Jam Kar Sharab Piya Karta Tha.
Doctor Ne Ek Din Usko Samjhate Hue Bola.
Doctor: “Sharaab Ka Nasha Ahista-Ahista Insan Ko Maar Deta Hai
Nashedi Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.
Nashedi: “To Doctor Saab, Mujhe Bhi Kaunsa Marne Ki Jaldi Hai
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Bas Stop Pe Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Taad Raha Tha
Ladki Ne Usko Tokte Hue Puchha
Ladki: “Mujhe Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Bahan Nahi Hai Kya?
Pappu: “Hai Na, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu
Ladki: “Kyu?
Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Wo Kya Hai Ki Meri Bahan Ko Ek Bhabhi Chahiye

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