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Thursday, 5 December 2013

Jokes................. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans.................120113

I'm on my way 2 the hospital right now..
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My neighbor's kid swallowed mine 4GB memory card and now he is busy singing all the songs on the memory card!!

Praying he doesn't get to the video section anytime soon!!:...
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Sonia ji ko poochchha...
Madam, tamatar 80 rupeya kilo bik rahe hain..., kyo?

Sonia boli: Rahul aaj kal bahut rally kar raha hai...
agar tamatar saste ho gaye to, ye public phek phek ke maregi mere bacchhe ko.....
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प्रीतो: प्लीज बाइक तेज मत चलाओ, मुझे डर लग रहा है!
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संता: अगर तुम्हें डर लग रहा है, तो तुम भी मेरी तरह आंखें बंद कर लो।
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A negative person sees the glass of water half empty. A positive sees it half full..
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But a realistic person adds 60ml whisky to it and says Cheers!!
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गरीबी आदमियों के कपड़े उतार लेती है
और अमीरी औरतों के ?
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Meena and Reena were
chatting...
Reena:
Kal raat main Girish k
saath Date pe gayi thi.
Kal bahut hi Suhani Raat
thi.
Meena:
Really? Wow. Kya hua
waha?
Reena:
Wo mujhe apne flat
mein Le gaya. Usne
mujhe pyaar
se kiss kiya aur halke
Nazuk haatho se mere
red top
ka pehla button khola....
Jo Maine BANDRA se
kharida tha.
Meena:
Wow tumne naya Top
kharida...
Reena:
Haan wahan sale lagi
hai, Maine to jeans bi
kharidi.
Meena:
Kya wahan abhi bhi Sale
lagi hai?
Reena Haan...
Chalo Shopping Jaate
hain...
Kitne expectation se
story padh rahe the...
Ladies hain bhai Ladies...
Shopping pe aake sab
kuchh ruk jata hain.
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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife

Arz kiya hai..

Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,

wah wah wah

Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..

Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!
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Hilarious................A readymade driving guide for Indian roads........... 
 
 
 
 

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