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Thursday, 21 November 2013

Sachin Tendulkar jokes....................115413

Sachin retired on 16-11-13

Check this out:

16+11+13 = 40

4+0 = 4

And thats exactly the number of chapatis I had for dinner last night.....!!

What a bloody co-incidence!!!

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 Jitni bhi gaali dedo par aaj agar mujhe match
khelne dete toh sachin ko 2nd innings jaroor khelne
milti
-Ishant Sharma

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 Finally an end on Rajnikant Tales:

Once Rajni bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajni Realized he is human !!!
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CRICKET Can ONLY HAVE 1 God.!

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 Q: Translate to English - "Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?"

A : Ishant Sharma thought for a while and said :
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Afridi- Ham sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nahi banane denge
Misbah- Magar ham kaise rokenge
He’s in form?
Afridi- Ham 100 se pehle allout ho jaenge!

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Dabaang Style India-Pak Joke--

Sachin--
Mohali main hum itane Chauke-Chakke marege ki…
Pak Confuse Ho jayega Ki
boundary kr es paar khda hona hai ya use paar!

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 Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly :
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 80 and 86 years old,are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking aboutcricket,like they do every day.

Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav...Sourav !"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you ?"

"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.

Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well,"says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first,"says Ganguly.

Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."

Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that ?"

Sachin sighs and whispers, "You are going to open the innings this Friday." 

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 Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables! Sachin: Condition is not i ll go after sometime. Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you! But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U! Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
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Sachin Tendulkar's Tips


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Sachin: Boost is the secret of my energy. 


Dada: If it is a secret, then why are you revealing it to me?
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Sachin's son: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.

Sachin's wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga.

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Joke.....................The Marriage Dictionary!.................

1 comment:

  1. बाप-टीवी की तरफ देखते हुए..
    देख..हरामखोर..देख
    कितनी कम उम्र में ये सचिन कहां से कहां पहुंच गया है..
    और तू..और तू..
    एमबीए कम्पलीट करके टीवी पर कॉमेडी विद कपिल देख-देख
    कर हंस रहा है..और रोटी तोड़ रहा है..
    बेटा..
    मेरे बाप गलती तुम्हारी है..
    जब सचिन ने बैट उठाया था तो उसके पिताजी ने पीठ थपथपाई थी..
    और जब मैंने बैट उठाया था, तब तुमने उसी बैट से मारते हुए कहा था
    हरामखोर पढ़ ले तो जिंदगी बन जाएगी.

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