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Saturday, 9 November 2013

Joke.......................A girl picked up the phone............112713

Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care

A girl picked up the phone


Girl: ..........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai


Santa:thank u


Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??


Santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??


Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai

Santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu

Santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested


Santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris


Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??


Santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs

Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai

Girl shocked, Santa rocked



















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