Thursday, 31 October 2013

Jokes.....................Ultimate Santa.................110313

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya

"Bhai aap kar lo Humara toh aise hi ho Gaya"
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दूकानदार एक औरत को कपड़े दिखा दिखा कर थक गया ..
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आखिर बोला, मुझे अफसोस है की आपको कोई कपड़ा पसंद नहीं आया
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औरत:" कोई बात नहीं .........मै तो वैसे भी सब्जी लेने आई थी............
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Ek pathan red light area gaya aur dalaal se rate poochha.
Dalaal: Rs.10000 ladki ke, Rs.300 mere aur Rs.100 police wale ke.
Pathan: Yara, dil khush kar diya, jao pehle police wale ko le aao....
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Ultimate Santa:
Santa- Kal Raat 3 Ghante Film Dekhi. Na koi Photo thi aur Na koi Aawaaz..
Banta- Oye acha? Film Ka Naam Kya tha?
Santa- NO DISK!!!!!!
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Aaj kal k Bachhe:
Physical Education Teacher:- Agar kisi ka saans band ho jaaye to tum kya karoge?
Student:- Uss ki Naak me Cotton daal k Sanskaar ki tayiaari karooga.
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Ultimate Santa:
Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Mai Gaadh Diya.
Banta- Tumne Ayesa Kyu Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya tha...!
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🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance exam,📝 🐢Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit got 81%.

Both went 4 🏦admission to an engineering college,

Cut off needed was 85%.

😾Rabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.

How?🙊

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U remember when we were in the 1st std the tortoise won a race.

Sports quota 5% marks extra :-😈

tortois rocks😎.....
U r shocked..
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Alphabets are so intelligently arranged...they show you the way of life.... "A"lways "B"e "C"ool. "D"on't have "E"go with "F"riends n Family. "G"iveup "H"urting "I"ndividuals."J"ust "K"eep "L"oving "M"ankind. "N"ever "O"mit "P"rayers. "Q"uietly "R"emember God. "S"peak "T"ruth. "U"se "V"alid "W"ords. "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal. 
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Enjoy naked scenes of Sherlyn Chopra........ 
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Sexy Deepika Padukone............... 

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