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Thursday, 17 October 2013

Jokes........................Hisaab Barabar...................106513


Main kal bazaar ja raha tha




Ke meri chappal toot gai



AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai



"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai



"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai



"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain



"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai



" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai



"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai



"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai



"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai



"istri" to "garam" hoti hai



"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai



"custard" to "peela" hota hai



"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai



"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai



"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai



"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai



"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai



"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai



"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai



"bangali" to "paan" khata hai



"paan" to "laal" hota hai



"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai



"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain



"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain



"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai



"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai



"bander' to! "bander' hota hai



Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain



"Jo padh kar apna time barbad



Karte hain.."



Well..



Ooper wale nay aap ko



Bheja to bheja .



"per bheja to



Aisa bheja...."



Ki



"bheje mein bheja hi nahi



Bheja.".



Ye mujhe kisi



NE bheja ..



Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....



Aap ko Bura Laga ?



Toh Aap Kisi



Aur ko Bhej Do.



Hisaab...barabar 

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