Monday, 21 October 2013

Jokes.................स्वीटहार्ट, तुम कहां हो?.........................108013

Teacher :- ''what is 1+1 ?''
Children : ''8"
Teacher : "correct" what is 2+5 ?
Children : "14"
Teacher :- "correct"
Teacher :- "what is 4+6 ?
Children :"20
Teacher :- "correct, Who is the
president of nigeria ?
Children : Olamide
Teacher : Correct, Who is the
president of America ?
Children : Tiwa Savage
Teacher : Correct
Teacher :- Good ,
it's gonna Remain like that until
government increases my salary!
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बॉयफ्रेंड: स्वीटहार्ट, तुम कहां हो?

गर्लफ्रेंड (ओवरऐक्टिंग करते हुए): मेरे डैड ने मुझे क्लब ड्रॉप करने के लिए ड्राइवर से कहा है, तो बस वहीं जा रही हूं। तुम कहां हो?

बॉयफ्रेंड: मैं तुम्हारी पीछे वाली सीट पर बैठा हूं... बस में! मैंने तुम्हारी टिकट ले ली है, तुम मत लेना!
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There were three prostitutes living together, a mother,
daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter
came home looking very down. "How did you get on
tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good,"
replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."
"Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job
for 50 cents!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In
my day we were just glad to get something warm in our
stomachs!"
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BOY to GIRL : "Look Into my eyes, What do u
see...?
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GIRL: True Love !!...

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BOY : O Juliet Ki MAAA.. Kuch Aankh Mein Chala
Gaya Hai Jaldi Nikaal..Mar Jaunga.. 
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रात को सोने से पहले एक मच्छर जरूर मार दियाकरे, ताकि
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बाकी के मच्छर उसके जनाजे पर चले जायें,और आप मज़े से सो जायें।

कसम से बचपन से intelligent हूँ, पर कभी घमंड नहीं किया॥.
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Teacher: 1 2 3 4 6 7 8. Where is five in the series?
Akpors: 5 is dead, it was announced this morning that 5 dead in a plane crash.

How many likes for Akpors?
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Wakeel: Jab Mulzim Ne Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ne Kya Cheez Uthai Hui Thi?
Aadmi: Uss Ki BIWI Ki Taange…
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Jokes......................Ishant Sharma special jokes................ 
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Self portraits of 40 Weeks Pregnancy........ 

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