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Saturday, 14 September 2013

Jokes.....................Smile Please !!!!!.......................97613

Who is the dumbest fellow ???

1. The man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi.


2. The man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account.


3. The man who watches n who goes to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept.


4. The man who watches news on TV... and waves at the news reader.


5. A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply becos she forgot to give him sleeping pills.


6. The man who turns down the volume of his TV becos he wants to read a text message.


7. The man who sprays himself with insecticide to keep mosquitoes away.


8. A man who polishes his shoes to take passport sized photo.


9. A man who climbs a mango tree to check if the mangoes are ripe enough... then comes down & starts stoning to pluck the mangoes.


10. A man who chooses to drink Fanta because he thinks Sprite is unripe.


11. A man who puts his radio inside the refrigerator because he wants to listen to cool music. 
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