Sunday, 1 September 2013

Humour about Indians .......................By Murli dhar Gupta...................93613


One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.

Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.

Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.

Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.


One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.

Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.

Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.

Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara, USA.

UP Bhaiyya

One UP bhaiyya = milkman.

Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.

Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.

Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.


One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.

Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.

Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.

Four Gujjus = stock market scam.


One Andhraite = chili farmer.

Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey, USA.

Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.

Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.


One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.

Two Mumbaikars= film studio.

Three Mumbaikars =The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Four Mumbaikars = slum


One Sindhi = currency racket.

Two Sindhis = papad factory.

Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.

Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.


One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuff adulterator.

Two Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.

Four Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta


One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav .

Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.

Three Biharis = train capture.

Four Biharis = caste riots

Five Biharis = entire literate population of Patna,


One Bengali = poet.

Two Bengalis = film society.

Three Bengalis = political party.

Four Bengalis = two political parties.

More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli back into cricket team.


One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.

Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.

Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds

Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

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