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Sunday, 1 September 2013

Humour about Indians .......................By Murli dhar Gupta...................93613

Kashmiri

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.


Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.


Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.


Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil-Brahmin


One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.


Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.


Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.


Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara, USA.

UP Bhaiyya


One UP bhaiyya = milkman.


Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.


Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.


Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Gujju


One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.


Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.


Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.


Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite


One Andhraite = chili farmer.


Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey, USA.


Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.


Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Mumbaikar


One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.


Two Mumbaikars= film studio.


Three Mumbaikars =The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.


Four Mumbaikars = slum

Sindhi


One Sindhi = currency racket.


Two Sindhis = papad factory.


Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.


Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwari


One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuff adulterator.


Two Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.


Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.


Four Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta

Bihari


One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav .


Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.


Three Biharis = train capture.


Four Biharis = caste riots


Five Biharis = entire literate population of Patna,

Bengali


One Bengali = poet.


Two Bengalis = film society.


Three Bengalis = political party.


Four Bengalis = two political parties.


More than four Bengalis = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli back into cricket team.

Punjabi


One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.


Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.


Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds


Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

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