Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Jokes.....................Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To.....................92313

Husband - Sunti ho, meri maa
aayi
hai..
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Wife - Ye bhi na jab dekho
yahin
aa jaati hai... Ab kya kaam hai?
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Husband - Are 2kg pyaaj bhi
layi
hai..
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Wife - Aap bhi na... pehle nahi
bolna tha maa aayi hain... Kabhi
kabhi to pyaar aur ashirwaad
naseeb hota hai badon ka.
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Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head
to the right, and then turn it to the left.
Repeat the exercise every time you are offered
something to eat..
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Wife: agar meri shadi kisi
"rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni
pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare
sath hu.
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Husband: par blood relation me
shadiyan kaha hoti hai Darling
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Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...

Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
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Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling
to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no
longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic
compliment?” Husband replied, “Your eyesight
is still excellent.”.
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What is meant by Mixed Emotions? Your
enemy falls from 17th floor on your brand new
Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or
cry!
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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa
ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko
dekh, wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai. . .
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua
hoon.
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A very famous saying.

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Emotions can disturb your life, If they are without ''E''.
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Santa samundar me dahi daal
raha tha..
Banta: kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??
Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum
pe joke banate hai..
ab bata.....
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Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega...??
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Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
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Enjoy photographs of Mallika sheravat here....click...... 

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