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Thursday, 1 August 2013

Jokes.......................Men are Like...............Hilarious.......................82613



Men are like.....Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much
interest.
Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just
LOOK SILLY.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking
up their crap.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out, and never have enough
memory.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your
hair.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and
they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like ... vacuum cleaners
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push
them around.
Men are like ... Road Kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like ... Soap Operas
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything
you hear.
Men are like ... Old Car Tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have
a spare.
Men are like ... Plastic Wrap
Cheap. Clingy. and very easy to see through.
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