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Thursday, 29 August 2013

Jokes............................If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?.............93113

Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers.
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.
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Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur.

Frustrated Thakur : Le le,
mere bhi le le,
Kalia ke bhi le le,
Basanti k bhi le le.
Jai or veeru ke bhi le le
aur DURGA MATA ban jaa..
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A man takes his seat at a world cup final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
MAN: "who would ever miss the world cup final?"
GUY: "that was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "that's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?" GUY: "no...they are all at the funeral!"LolllzzZz
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Funny Definitions:

1.Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.

2.Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.

3.Honesty?
Pregnant women taking 2 tickets.

4.Dehydration?
Cow giving milk powder.

5.Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.

6.Hope?
A 99 yr old women purchasing a life time sim card...
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Operation k bad patient bola:
"doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG
MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila:
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"Beta,doctor saheb to niche
reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun....!!
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The most romantic lines.....!!
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mai kho gya hu tumhare pyar mE,
tum bhi kho jao
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If translated in english it becomes...
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I 'm lost in ur love, u also get lost 
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Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World.
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And What Do We Do?

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We End Up Looking At Our Own House!
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A young woman takes her boyfriend, a religious scholar, home. After dinner, her parents deide to find more about the young man.

“So, what are your plans?” the father asked.

“I’m a scholar,” he replies.

“Good, but how will you provide a nice house for my daughter?”

“I will study, and God will provide for us,” he says.

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring?”

“I will study, and God will provide for us.”

“And children?”

“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide”

The conversation continues like this. Later, his wife asks him how the interaction went. The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is, he thinks I’m God.”
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Santa Asked A Doctor : Doodh Peene
Se Rang Gora Hota Hai?
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Doctor: Han Hota Hai.
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Santa : Chal Jhoote, Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Kyu Hota Hai?
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Enjoy photographs of muscular girls..............

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