Monday, 5 August 2013

Jokes......................Females criteria for life partener..................84913

Chal Arjun ! aaj Motorcycle mein ek chhakkar maarke atehein !!
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
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Bartan Lelo Bartan……

sabne scroll karliya... bartan ke liye.... ufffffffffff
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3+3=8
kasay hua??? bataooo
bataooo bataooo
thora sa brain use karoo........
nahi maloom..
now stop using ur mind.
main bataoon..
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"GALTI SE"
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Bhagwanji ko sabse jada gussa kab aata he?
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ANS. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe," HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA".
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Machchar Ne Ek Aadmi Ko Kata.. .
Aadmi :" Ab Din Mein Bhi ???
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Machchar :" Kya Karu Ghar Mein
Maa - Baap Bimar Hai. ..
Behen Jawan Hai Aur Ladke Walo Ne
1 Ltr Khoon Dahej Mein Manga Hai.
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Techer:
Bjli kahan se aati hai
Student:
Mere mamoon k ghar se
Techer:
who kese
Student:
Jab bjli jaati hai to mere papa kehte hen,
(saalon ne phr bjli band kardi)..:p:D
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The most heart touching thought:
“Lash paani par kyun tairti hai”
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. Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi chahiye..
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Interesting Indian Cricketer’s Names:
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-Ravi Shas3
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-Mahendra Sing 2ni
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-100Rav Ganguly
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-Sachin 10Dulkar
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-VVS 1,00,000Sman
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-Mun1/2 Patel
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Females criteria for life partener....they expect their man like ambani and behave like manmohansingh
~ A Fact 0f Life ~

MALE'S CRITERIA FOR
LIFE PARTNER . . .

...They Expect Their WOMEN To
Look Like "Miss UNIVERSE"
And
Work Like "Shanta bai. . ."
 
 
 
 
 














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