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Saturday, 17 August 2013

Jokes....................A software Engineer's doubt about Marriage...............90213

PAPPU was working 1st time in a garment shop..
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A customer girl asked:" Underwear dikhana plz..
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PAPPU thora sharmakar bola G aaj pehni nahi..
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Some onion tales

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Kal se utha hai apna bhi collar ...
kyunki Kande(onion) ne beat kiya hai American dollar

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There was a time when people cried only while chopping onions. Now they cry even while buying onions

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Thappad se darr nahi lagta hai sahab, PYAAZ se lagta hai..

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Friend Bought 3Kg onions. He's the new hero of my society. Also updated Facebook status and tagged 349 friends

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Thieves steal 5 KG onions from a posh Vasant Vihar house.

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That awkward moment when Onion Rings are getting costlier than diamond rings

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Namak swadaansuar aur Pyaaz aukatanusar

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Boy to vendor: 1 kilo pyaaz Dena.
2 aunties talking behind him , ladka achhe ghar ka lagta hai, apni kajol ke liye kaisa rahega

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Teacher: Why jain's are generally rich?
Student: because they do not eat onions.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?
STUDENTS== Daddy cat, Mummy cat and two kittens !
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Difference between Lover & Friend,
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Lover Says: "Jaan pls drive safely & slowly,
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Friend says: "Bhagaaa saale kutte bhagaaa,
Aage Innova me maal ja rha hai ..
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A software Engineer's doubt about Marriage......
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Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles
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Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
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A boy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re In a library, right?”

Boy says, “Oh sorry. (In a whisper) I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please”
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A little boy went up to his father and asked : ‘Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?’
His father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.’
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Sonia Gandhi in KBC

Amitabh:- Soniaji, ab aakhri saval 5
Crore ke liye,

Who is the CM of Gujarat??
Your Options:

LALOO PRASAD,
VILASRAO Desmukh,
ARJUN SINGH,
NARENDRA MODI,

Soniaji:- Its Narendra Modi

Amitabh:- Lock kar doon? 5 crore ka
savaal hai,

Soniaji:- If you really lock him, I will
give you 100 crores
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Girl's Wish For Life Partner
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I Don't Need Any Car
I Don't Need A Bungalow
I Don't Need Servants
I Don't Need Branded Clothes
I Don't Need Hi Class Food Either
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But I Just Need A
" SINCERE " Life Partner
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Who Can Provide Me All These .

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