Monday, 12 August 2013

Jokes..................कल रात एक शादी में गया था.................87613

Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me
Mujhse Kaha Ki
"Aap Bhut Achi Post Krte Ho" ?
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Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu
Nhi Krti Ho??
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Vo Boli- Nhi Main To Apki Har
Post 2-2 Baar Like Krti Hun...
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK...
The Place where People add you
as a friend and walk Past you in
the street.
Where relationships are Perfect,
Affairs are started,Liars Believe
they are telling the truth,
Your enemies visit your profile
the most,yet your friends and
family block you.
and even though you write what
you are really thinking,someon e
always takes it the wrong
way,and People always Think
your status is about them...!!
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Internet Addiction

AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk.

FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life?

AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link.
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Share market ne bhi kya din dikhaya hai.savera hote hee-

secretary,girl friend,dhoban ,kamvali, sab ek hi sawal puchti hai -

Aaj to upar chadega na....!!?
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Change in a mother's attitude...
5 Year old boy:I love u mom Mom: I love u too
15 Year old boy:I love u mom Mom:sorry, I hv no money
20 Year old boy:I love u mom Mom: kaun hai ??
kaha rehti hai wo kamini ??
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1 pagal, Kutte pe baith ke ghoom raha tha,
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2nd pagal: Tujhe police pakad legi..
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1st pagal: kyu ??
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2nd pagal: Helmet nahi pahna hai tune..
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1st pagal:" Abey niche dekh 4wheeler hai..
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बुरी तरह हुई पिटाई के बाद संता अस्पताल में भर्ती था, और उनके सिर पर पट्टियां, हाथ-पैरों में प्लास्टर बंधे थे...

उनका दोस्त बंता उसे देखने पहुंचा, और पूछा, "तुझे इतनी मार कैसे पड़ी, यार...?"

संता ने रुंआसे स्वर में जवाब दिया, "कुछ मत पूछ, यार... कल रात एक शादी में गया था, वहां नाच-गाने के दौरान मैं 'बोलियां' दे रहा था, एक 'बोली' गड़बड़ हो गई..."

बंता ने फिर पूछा, "ऐसी क्या बोली दे दी थी तूने...?"

संता ने कहा, "बारी बरसी खटन गया सी, खट के ले आंदा तार... भंगड़ा तां सजदा, जे नचे कुड़ी दा यार..."
बंता ने तपाक से कहा, "फिर तो मार पड़नी ही थी..."

अब संता के चेहरे पर मुस्कान आई, और बोला, "मुझे तो सिर्फ मार ही पड़ी है, लेकिन जो नाचा था, उसका परसों उठावना है..
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दिग्गी अपनी बकरी बस मेँ ले जा रहा था।
कंडक्टर ने मना कर दिया बकरी ले जाने से।
दिग्गी ने बकरी को बुरका पहना कर बस मेँ ले गया।
और कंडक्टर से बोला ये मेरी नानी है,बुढ़ापे के कारण झुक गई है।
थोड़ी देर बाद बकरी ने पोट्टी कर दी।
कंडक्टर चिल्लाया-ः
अबे तेरी नानी की रूद्राक्ष की माला टूट गई।
उठा ले इसे।
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It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until
you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread..' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why
the hell are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to
Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two
engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?

Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a
dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors',
proceed to the next question.
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