Friday, 2 August 2013

Jokes................लड़की ने फेसबुक पर स्टेटस डाला............83113

Ye Zaruri Nahi Ki Insaan Sirf Aag Se Hi Jale.
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Log To Mere Style Se bhi Jal Jate H.
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Mardana Kamzori Kise Kahte Hai?

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Param Bhakat Nilesh Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Prashn Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Mardana Kamzori Kya Hoti Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Bachha, Agar Tumhare Khawab Mein Koi Ladki Aaye Aur Waha Bhi Uski Izzat Bach Jaye, To Ise Mardana Kamzori Kehte,,
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Santa de teen teen puttar the....
Middle son's name is Pinto..... What would b the other two son's names ????
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Pin1 and pin3...
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A man who is dying in the hospital is surrounded his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse.
Says to his eldest son:
- To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses.
- To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza.
- To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices.
- And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown.
The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: Madam, your husband is very rich. He is having many properties! You all are so lucky!!
And the wife retorts:
Rich??? Lucky??? Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!
He is a Milkman!!!
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लड़की ने फेसबुक पर स्टेटस डाला...
'लंबे समय बाद बस में सफर किया!'

लड़कों ने कॉमेंट किए-
1. Awww, सो स्वीट!
2. अगली बार हम साथ चलेंगे स्वीटी!!!
3. Wow, कैसा लगा बस में??
4. तुम मेरे बिना चली गई!
5. Superrrrlike!

लड़के ने फेसबुक पर स्टेटस डाला...
'लंबे समय बाद बस में सफर किया!'

लड़कों ने कॉमेंट किए-
1. हां तो साले हम क्या करें??
2. बस यही तेरी औकात है!
3. अब ऑटो में जाएगा, तब भी स्टेटस अपडेट करेगा क्या??
4. बाप को बोल, कम से कम साइकल तो लेकर दे दें!
5. टिकट खरीदा था क्या भिखारी???
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Gaanv Ke Sarkari School Mein
Bacha Apne Master Ke Liye Ek
Doodh Ka Dabba Leke Aya

Bachha: “Master Ji Main Aapke
Liye Doodh Leke Aya Hun”

Master Ne Doodh Piya Aur
Khush Hoke Bola

Master: “Bada Sawad Doodh
Hai, Kahan Se Leke Aya?”

Bachha: “Master Ji, Ghar Se,
Billi Muh Maar Gayi Thhi Is Liye
Le Aya”

Master Gusse Se: “Ullo
Kutte”
Aur Itna Kah Ke Dabba Dor
Fenk Diya

Bachha: “kutte gadhe , Dabba
Kyu Fenk Diya, Humne Subha
Kheto Mein Latrine Karne Bhi
Jana Hota hai
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