Saturday, 3 August 2013

Joke........................Man Laying Eggs......................83813

 After a night of drinking, Brian crept

 into bed beside his wife who was 

already asleep. He gave her a peck on 

the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange 

man standing at the end of his bed 

wearing a long flowing white robe.

 "Who the hell are you?" demanded 

Brian, "and what are you doing in my 

bedroom?" The mysterious Man 

answered "This isn't your bedroom and

 I'm St Peter."

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm
 dead!!! That cant be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family & you've got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied " Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was divested, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

This isn't so bad he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said " So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here? " "It's not so bad" replies Brian " but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before."

"Never" replies Brian.

"Well just relax and let it happen."

And so he did and after a few

 uncomfortable seconds later, an egg 

pops out from under his tail. An

immense feeling of relief swept over 

him and his emotions got the better of 

him as he experienced motherhood for

 the first time. When he laid his second

 egg, the feeling of happiness was 

overwhelming and he knew that being 

reincarnated as a hen was the best 

thing that had happened to him & 


The joy kept coming and as he was just

 about to lay his third egg he felt an 

enormous smack on the back of his

 head and heard his wife shouting 

"Brian, wake up you drunken bastard,

 you're shitting in the bed."

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