Meet the woman with the biggest
breasts in the world.. Norma Stitz (no
Students in an advanced Biology class,
were taking their mid term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven
advantages, of Mother's Milk.'
The question was worth 70 points, or
none at all.
One student in particular, was hard
to think, of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect milk formula, for the
2) It provides immunity, against
3) It is always at the right
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother,
and vice versa.
6) It is always available, as and when
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell rang to indicate, that the end of
the test had come, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive
containers, and is high enough off the
ground, where pussycats can't reach
One day a single mother was in the
grocery store with her four kids. They
were acting up.Bad little kids.
They were running around grabbing
items off the shelves crying and
screaming all over the place. The
mother grabbed them all and said into
their face loudly.
"I should have swallowed all of you!"
Maybe they understood as then silence