Friday, 16 August 2013

Humor.........................Mothers milk...........................89713

Meet the woman with the biggest 

breasts in the world.. Norma Stitz (no



Students in an advanced Biology class, 

were taking their mid term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven 

advantages, of Mother's Milk.'

The question was worth 70 points, or

 none at all.

One student in particular, was hard


to think, of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is the perfect milk formula, for the


2) It provides immunity, against 

several diseases.

3) It is always at the right


4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to the mother, 

 and vice versa.

6) It is always available, as and when


And then the student was stuck.

 Finally, in desperation, just before the

 bell rang to indicate, that the end of

 the test had come, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive

 containers, and is high enough off the

 ground, where pussycats can't reach




time                                magazine

One day a single mother was in the

 grocery store with her four kids. They

 were acting up.Bad little kids.

They were running around grabbing

 items off the shelves crying and

 screaming all over the place. The

 mother grabbed them all and said into

 their face loudly.

"I should have swallowed all of you!"

Maybe they understood as then silence



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