Friday, 16 August 2013

Humor.........................Mothers milk...........................89713





Meet the woman with the biggest 


breasts in the world.. Norma Stitz (no



 kidding)



           




Students in an advanced Biology class, 


were taking their mid term exam.




The last question was, 'Name seven 


advantages, of Mother's Milk.'




The question was worth 70 points, or


 none at all.




One student in particular, was hard


 put


to think, of seven advantages.




However, he wrote:




1) It is the perfect milk formula, for the


 child.




2) It provides immunity, against 


several diseases.




3) It is always at the right


 temperature.




4) It is inexpensive.





5) It bonds the child to the mother, 


 and vice versa.





6) It is always available, as and when


 needed.




And then the student was stuck.


 Finally, in desperation, just before the


 bell rang to indicate, that the end of


 the test had come, he wrote:





7) It comes in two attractive


 containers, and is high enough off the


 ground, where pussycats can't reach


 them.


 
Time


Blowjob



time                                magazine


One day a single mother was in the


 grocery store with her four kids. They


 were acting up.Bad little kids.




They were running around grabbing


 items off the shelves crying and


 screaming all over the place. The


 mother grabbed them all and said into


 their face loudly.




"I should have swallowed all of you!"




Maybe they understood as then silence


 fell.

 

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