Sunday, 28 July 2013

Jokes.................................There's shortage of prostitutes in France.............80913


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Family Planning in Pakistan

After having their 11th child, a Pathan couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, "Masha'Allah!, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem.."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count with his fingers: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure has been approved by the Health Department of Pakistan
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A professor used to speak naughty things during lecture. girls decided that next time if he starts any such thing, they"d leave the class in protest.

Next day, he startd lecture smoothly then he suddenly said, "U know there's shortage of prostitutes in France?"

Girls looked at each other and moved towards the door.

He gave a big smile n said:
"sit down,
there is no international flight til tomorrow"..
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देश का भला!
एक बार संता और बंता आपस में बात कर रहे थे कि अचानक संता ने बंता से पूछा , "यार बनता मैंने सुना हैं तू फ़ौज में भर्ती हो रहा है?"

बंता: नहीं यार तुझे किसने कहा? मुझे तो ये भी पता नहीं की बन्दूक का मुंह किधर रख कर चलाते हैं।

संता: ओह यार इसमें कौनसी बड़ी परेशानी है तू बन्दूक का मुंह किधर भी रख कर चला, भला देश का ही होगा।
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3 Pathan Raat Ko Car Kay Darwazey
Lock Hone Ki
waja se car me Phans gaye........
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1st Pathan
Aeisa Krte Hen engine k Raste
Nikalne
ki Koshish
Krte hen...
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2nd Pathan
nhi Diggi K raste Nikalte Hen...
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3rd Pathan
Jo Bhi Krna Hai Jaldi Karo,
Barish Hone Wali Hai.
Or Car Ki Chatt Bhi Nhi Hai. :-P:-D
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Manager: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai...........Sir

Santa: jab dene mein interest hi nahin hai toh kyun de rahe ho???????.....
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DJ - Ande me se murgi ka bacha kaise nikla?
DM-- DJ bhaiya,- ye koi badi bat nahi hai. zyada interesting ye he ki wo usme ghusa kaise?
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WEDDING
INVITATION
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Mrs. & Mr. Sambar &
Chatni mm

Invites u 4 d
wedding of
their grandson

MASALA DOSA
(s/o. Sada dosa)

Weds

PANI PURI
(D/o. Bhel Puri)

Venue:
DAHI VADA HALL,
Samosa building,
Chapathi road,
(Opp. Noodles theatre)
Rasagulla Nagar,
Biryani Post,
Pulav TQ,
Halwa Dist,
LASSI-5900065.

So dont miss it ...
Plz come .....
With ur family and don't forget to bring ur children, laddu and barfi .
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Arz Kiya Hai....

Hamaari Hi Yaad mein aap Raat Bhar Jaage The

Wah wah... Wah wah...

Hamaari Hi Yaad mein aap Raat Bhar Jaage The

Aakhir Hum hi to hain jo aapka doorbell baja kar bhaage the

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