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Friday, 12 July 2013

Jokes................................SPIDERWOMAN........................74213




 
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1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon & stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..
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***** 5 star joke
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does
anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car, "Car, go and bring my
children from school."
The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew
something must be wrong. Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and said, "These are your
children sir".
In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress's two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neighbours two sons.
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband, "Don't tell me all these are your children!"
The man asked her calmly, "Can you first tell me why our children are not in the car?"
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Height of KUCH BHI
Evryone says Rajnikanth is
perfect.....(i)
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...But, we know 'no one is
perfect'.....(ii)
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Thus, from (i) & (ii), we get-
Rajnikanth = no one
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Hence,
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RAJNIKANTH KILLED JESSICA! ;)
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Research se pata chala hai ke,
Wife se Pyar bhari batain karne se
Tension door ho jati hai.
Heart Attack ka khatra
80% kam ho jata hai.
Insaan ki Zindagi easy ho jaati hai.
Insaan har waqt Tar-o-Taza or Khush mood me rehta hai.
Lekin ek baat ka khayal rahe ke,
Wife apni Na Ho....
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Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..

Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..:@
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..?.
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 A Girl came in class wid new sandal.
BOY TOLD HER:Chappal ache hai..
GIRL REPLIED:Nikalu kya? 
THEN ALL BOYS SHOUTED: lo kar lo baat...Dress to aur bhi achi hai..!
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Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
 
 
 





































































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