Friday, 19 July 2013

Jokes.........................RAPE.............Government Notice...................76713

भैया दुनिया की छोड़ोँ कम्पयुटर भी RAM [राम] के
बिना नहीँ चलता। . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . तो बोलो "जय श्री राम"।................
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Biwi : Meri saheliya aa raha hai, meri saath soyegi. Aap hall mai so jao.

Pati : Jab meri saheli aayegi tab tum hall mai sone ka vaada karo
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Ek Minister Ki Biwi Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Thi.
Ek Din Minister Ka Najane Kya Mood Bana Or Usne PatniKo
Bulaya Aur Puchha.
Minister: “Sach Sach Batao Tumne Hamare Sath Kitni Baar Bewafayi Ki Hai?”
Patni Kuch Soch Ke Boli: “Ji Sirf 3 Baar”
Minister Man Hi Man Mein Khush Hua Ki Chalo Itni Sexy Hone Ke Baad Bhi Sirf 3 Baar Hi Bewafayi
Ki, Fir Bhi Usne Pucha
Minister: “Kab Kab”
Patni: “Ek Bar Jab Aapke Dil Ka Operation Hua Tha To Main Shehar Ke Sabse Bade Dr. Ko Manane Gayi Thhi”
Minister: “Hmm”
Patni: “Agli Bar Jab Aap Jail Mein Band The Aur Rihayi Ke Koi
Chances Na The To Judge KePass Gayi thi”
Minister: “Aur Teesri Bar”
Patni Sharmate Hue: “Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Pas 76 MLAs Kam the,,
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POSITIVE THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Whenever in life
you are losing self control...
Just think of Sunny
Leone's cameraman...!!!
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My girlfriend sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...
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Government Notice

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put
workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be
considered for the shaft program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get
AIDS
(Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or
HERPES
will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local Member of Parliament who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (EVIL).
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Priyanka Chopra Hot and Stylish......... 

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