Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Jokes....................My wife Is A Strong Believer Of Vastu-Shastra.......................75913

संता का बदला!

संता अपने पडोसी दोस्त बंता से बोला, "अबे आज सुबह तेरे कुत्ते ने मेरी किताब फाड़ दी।"

बंता: मैं उसे अभी सजा देता हूँ।

संता: रहने दे भाई, मैंने सजा दे दी है।

बंता हैरानी से, "कैसे?"

संता: मैंने उसके कटोरे का दूध पी लिया।
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Must Read..
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Ek din ek kutta jungle main raaste
kho gaya.
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Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii
taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans
ruk gayi."Aaj to
kaam tamaam mera"
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Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi
haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate
hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke
baith gaya aur
ek sookhi hadii ko
choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne
laga,
"wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa
hi kuch aur hai.
Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat
ho jayegi!".
Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.
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Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa,
Usne socha
"ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta
hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!"! Ped
par baitha ek
Bandar yeh sab
tamasha dekh raha tha.
Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai
sher ko saari kahani bata deta
hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi
aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka
khatra dur ho jayega!
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Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe
bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya !
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Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata
diya ki kaise kutte ne use
bewakoof
banaya hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere
saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon",
aur Bandar ko apni peeth par
baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf
lapka.
(Can u imagine the quick management by the
DOG...)
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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekhato ek
baar phir uskii
taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur
zor zor se bolne laga,
"Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1
ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher
fasaa kar nahi la
saka..
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Banta to Santa. My wife Is A Strong Believer Of Vastu-Shastra

Whenever We Have A Fight She Lifts Any Vastu And Uses It As A Shastra.
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Swollen Foot

Santa goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor hands him a pill that looks big enough to choke a horse.

"I will be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while, and Santa is losing his patience. He hobbles outside to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat, and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat.

Santa then hobbles back into the examining room. Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water.

"Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes."
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संता बंता और पठान परीक्षा के बाद तीनों एक दूसरे बाते कर रहे थे।
पठान: यार मुझे कुछ नहीं आता था मैंने पेपर खाली छोड़ दिया है।
बंता: मैंने भी।
संता: क्या यार मैडम सोचेगी हमने 'नक़ल' की है।

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