Sunday, 21 July 2013

Jokes.....................Killer shayaris are back...................77613

senior-chandu kal tume kedarnath jana hai..suna hai dubara bhari barish hone wali hai...live telecast kerna hai..its a good chance for ur growth... 

chandu-sir ji ..please .meri to abhi shadi be nahi hue hai...aap ki shadi ko to dus saal ho gaya hai .aap chale jaye sir live telecast ke liye....ise bahane bhabhi ji ko be chutkara mil jayega, aur shayad paramveer chakra aap ko.......................lapta hone ke baad..................................
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AAK KE SABSE PEHLE AUE BADI BREAKING NEWS---aaj humare pm ji ko subah 8.45 am ko muskerate hua dekha gaya..aur kutch logo ka kehna hai..ke hunste hu be dekha gaya hai.....kaha ye jaha raha ki aise ghatna 100 sal me ek bar hoti hai....desh ke nami doctors ke team ghatnasathl per rawana ho gayi hai....hum sithi per lagatar nazar rakhe hue hai....cameraman chandu ke sath mai dr.barkha dutt .delhi se...
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junior--sir ji ,aaj koi be breaking news nahi hai chalane ko....
senior-news de do,--yamuna khatre ke nishan se upar....
junior--per sir,vo to khatre ke nishan se neeche hai...
senior-are.do din se barish ho rahi hai.,.ker do kathre ke nishan se uppar..nahi hai to ho jayege .do char din me...hum nahi denge to bagal wala channel de dega hum se pehle...
junior--ok sir..per sir koi clipping -to hai nahi..
senior-are -purane wali dal do..yamuna thode he change ho jayege.....aur her ek ghante bad iska jalstar uppar neeche dikhate raho..... aur likoho sath me....aaj ki raat kya dilli doob jayege...?
junoir---isko- -khatre -ke -nishan -se -neeche kab lana hai sir, sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .lagta hai sampark toot gaya hai......
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Drink kro to ankhe LAL,

Mehndi lagao to hath LAL,

Pyar karo to gulab LAL,

Kiss kro to Hoth LAL,

Pakde gye to gal LAL,

Aur bach gye to JIYO mere LAL...
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
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Marwari Wife: Sochu hu ki Thare Sath USA Ghoom Aau
kharcho kitto lagsi?
Husband:Kuch Bhi Koni Lagsi
Wife:Vo Kaiya?
Husband- Bawli,
Sochan ka Paisa Koni Lage
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Superb & Timely Statement by BJP :-

"When the Khangress came in to power, the difference between the value of Rupee & Dollar was equal to Rahul Gandhi's Age..,

Today it is equal to Sonia Gandhi's age..and
if the Khangress continues to stay in power, it'll soon be equal to Manmohan Singh's age !""

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