Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Jokes............................Girls wishes.......................73313


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Aaj ka gyan:-
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Agar koi hume achha lagta hai to
achha wo nahi hum hai..
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And agar koi hume bura lagta hai to
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bura wahi hai Qki hum to ache hai na!
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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise
maango jaise tumhare baap ki thi.
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Aur nahi mili to kaunsi tumhare baap ki thi!... ;);) :D
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 Boy: Kyun Ro rahi ho ???

Girl: Exams mein mujhe bahut kam marks aaye ??

Boy: Kitne ??

Girl: Only 88% !!!

Boy: Bhagwan Se Darr zara !!! Itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jaate hain.. :p=)) hehehehe
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A NIGHT IN THE BAR:
Bartender:
Who Are You? I've never seen you before...

Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink

Bartender: What kind of Job?

Man: Well. I am a Consultant.

Bartender: Whats that?

Man: Its a logical thinker.

Bartender: Logical Think, what?

Man: Let me explain it with an Example.
Do you have a dog?

Bartender: Yes!

Man: That means you love animals
Bartender: True!

Man: That mean you love your kids too.
Bartender: Yes True!

Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married.
Bartender: Very True!

Man: You love your Kids. You are still married, means you have a beautiful Wife.

Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these?

Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married to a lady, so you are not Gay!
Bartender: Impressive!

Man: Time to leave. Bye!

(About 20 mins, later the Bartender's Boss Comes)

Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today.

Boss: Consultant!!Whats that??

Bartender: A logical thinker.
Boss: Logical what??

Bartender: I'll explain it with an Example
Boss: Okay!

Bartender: Do you have a DOG?
Boss: No!

Bartender: That means you are Gay!.
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 Name different type of cheese.. Banta: White, Cottage, mozarella bekhudi...
Santa: Wait a min... what is bekhudi...
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Banta: hoshwalon ko khabar kya, bekhudi kya cheese hai..
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 Ladki JAAT honi chahiye, Punjabi, gujarati, rajasthani to thali b hoti haii
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Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.

MEMORANDUM

TO: All Employees
FROM: Communications Services
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other office in town.

If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

All of our supervisors are particularly qualified to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own speed.

If you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic S.H.I.T. program, you may wish to participate in Management Of Related Education (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Some of you already display aptitudes that would easily allow you to enter the Director of Intensity Program (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who do not qualify for this position but are still interested will certainly be referred to the Director Under Management Bureau (D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.). Those individuals who do not meet the requirements of The Bureau must first complete Special Training Under Personal Individual Discretion, Special High Intensity Training (S.T.U.P.I.D. S.H.I.T.).

If you have any further questions, please address them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) program.

Thank You.

Boss in General
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)

Copy to: Complete Registered Organized Computerized Knowledge Originating Firsthand; Special High Intensity Training division. (CROCK-OF-SHIT)
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Girls wishes :

Husband mera white ho,
Lambi uski height ho....

Gussey ka wo light ho,
Income uski tight ho....

Future uska bright ho,

Jab saas se meri fight ho....

Tho Wo Kahay Begham Tum hi right ho =)
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