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Sunday, 14 July 2013

Jokes.......................definition of Rape................74913

Height of Match Fixing
Bowler Ne Jeb Me Towel Latka Kar
Halki Ball Daali
Ballebaaz Ne Bhi Halke Se Balla
Ghumaya
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Koi Run Nahi Bana.
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Teesri Ball Tak Yahi Haal Tha.
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Pareshan Ho Kar Bowler ,
Batsman
Ke Nazdeek Gaya
Aur Dheere Se Bola : Run Kyo Nahi
Bana
Raha Be ?
Mujhe 16 Run Dene Hai Iss OVER Me.
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Batsman Bola : Mere GALE Ka
RUMAAL Bhi To Dekh Bhai ,
Mujhe MAIDEN OVER Nikalna Hai.
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Taxiwala:" Bhai 1 RupyaChange Nahi Hai,

Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala Video..
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Pappu:" Ye Le 4GB Memory Card With 1000 Videos,
Nikaal 1000 Ka Note...
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Inspired by 3 Idiots..
PROF-Give me the definition of Rape..
Rancho-Kisi ladki ki marzi ki bina uske sath bnaya
hua sharirik
sambhandh rape hota h..........
PROF-are definition btao,definition.
RANCHO-techanicly it is an operation without
cooperation where thr is a deletion of dress and
division of legs for the insertation of projection into
a depression for the erection without proper
permission which leads to multiplication of the
future generation....
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अभी बाग़बान देख के इमोशनल हो गया. सोचा सोने से पहले पिता जी के पैर दबा दूँ!

जैसे ही पैर दबाने के लिए पैर पकङे, वैसे ही मधुर ध्वनि सुनाई पङी...

"नालायक,
कुछ भी कर ले,
तेरी शादी मेरी मर्जी से ही होगी..."

बताओ, कोई बात हुई ये???
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PURE Vegetarian JOKE...
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HUSBAND:" DEKHO MAIN TUMHARE LIYE MOOLI,
GAJAR, KAKDI, KARELA AUR KELE LAYA HU"
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BIWI:" APP KAHIN LAMBE TOUR PE JAA RAHE HO
KYA..??
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धरती से जाने के बाद प्राण साहब ऊपर पहुंचे
यमराज ने प्राण साहब से पूछा
कौन हो तुम... ?
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इस पर प्राण बोले...
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इस इलाके में नए आए हो साहब,
वर्ना शेर खान को कौन नहीं जानता...
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A big city doctor visits an
Indian tribe full of
men, he asks "How do you guys
relieve your
sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the
river
tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows
up and sees a
group of men near a donkey.
One man says
"Since you're our guest you get
to go first."
The doctor not wanting to go
against custom
starts to kiss, then proceeds
to have sex with
the donkey. Then a man in the
group asks
"Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the
donkey to cross the river in
order to get to
the tribe of women."
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