Friday, 5 July 2013

Jokes.................... Wonderful confession by a girl.......................70813

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, 'Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.'

So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: 'I want to hang out with Adam, the first man.' -- So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford.

When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks 'Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?'

Adam says: 'Yes.'

'Well,' says Ford, 'You have some major design flaws in your invention :

1) There is too much front end protrusion

2) It chatters at high speeds

3) The rear end wobbles too much

4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.'

'Hmmmmm..' says Adam, 'hold on'. So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, 'It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.'
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Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi...?

Wife- Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha ke liye mayke chali jaungi... Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..

Husband- 20 Rs. ki lagi hai... ye le 10 aur nikal
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 Wonderful confession by a girl and amazing reply she got..

She : dad I m in love with a boy who is far away from me.

I m in india and he lives in uk.

We met on matrimonial website,

Became friends on fb,

Had long chats on whatsapp,

Proposed each other on skype,

N now 2 months of relationship through viber,

I need ur blessings and good wishes ''oh daddy',

Her dad said :
Now get married on twitter,

Have fun on tango,

Buy your kids from ebay,

Send them through gmail,

And if u r fed up with ur husband....

OLX " pe bech de "!!!!

Enjoy Kamsutra 3D video here......
 
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