Saturday, 13 July 2013

Jokes....................... Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho ?.................74713

BF:" Tum Mujhe kitna pyar karti ho
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GF:" Arz Maarti hu..
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Chaha Hai jise chahat se zyada
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Samja Hai jise khud se zyada
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Bharosa Hai jispe sabse zyada
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Tu hi Hai
woh "HARAMZADA" :D
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Boy:" Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga, Car Dilaonga, Gold K Dher Laga Dunga...
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Girl:" Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Ge Kya ??
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Boy:" Haan Agar MOM Ney BUS Ka Kiraya De Diya To...
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A Community pastor was getting
tired of
hearing his congregation
confess of adultery
every time.
So, he told the community to
adopt saying
they have "fallen" & not go into
details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor
Akpors - a new
pastor from outside the town
was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say
they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned &
not
knowing what's going on called
the village
chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the
pavements fixed,
people tell me that they have
fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically
knowing exactly
what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted
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Akpors was once
employed in a school
and he went to the
class
to
teach. The first day.
Akpors: good
morning students
Students: good
morning sir
Akpors: I'm going to be your new
biology teacher,
so do
u know what we have
this morning?
Students: No sir,
Akpors: Since u
don't know it,there's
no
point of
teaching
u.
Akpors went and came the following
day
with this
conversation.
Akpors: Good
morning students
Student:good morning
sir
Akpors: Do u know
what we are having
this
morning? Out of
fear of the previous day, they
said "yes sir".
Akpors: Since u
already know,
there's no point
teaching u again. The third day.
akpors
came back to class
and asked again.
Akpors: Do u know
what we are having this
morning?
Out of confusion some said
Yes, while
some said No.
Akpors: alright then, let those
that know teach
others
who
don't know.
One Word..
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 Prove that 2/10 = 2 !
Japanese student:
Wrong question.
Chinese student: No
Way
American student: It's
strange, how is it
possible !!
African lengend Akpors
solved it very easily:
Two / Ten
= wo / en
( T with T cancel )
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Hit like if u respect
Akpors for this
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