Popads

Friday, 21 June 2013

Jokes.......................Wow darling! Sure.... I love you..................65613

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.....

What will come first, chicken or egg?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. :-D ;-)
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 Amazing............
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 चाइना ने पाकिसतान एयर फोर्स को एक लड़ाकू विमान दिया
.
एक चाइनीज ट्रेनर को पाकिस्तान भेजा गया
.
प्रशिक्षण मे चाइनीज ट्रेनर ने बताया
.
उपर जाने के लिए ये बटन दाबना
.
बायें मुड़ने के लिए ये बटन दाबना
.
दायें मुड़ने के लिए ये बटन दाबना
.
तभी एक पाकिस्तानी अफसर ने पूछा
.
"सर नीचे जाने के लिए कौन सा बटन दाबे"?
.
चायनीज ट्रेनर-वो काम तुम भारतीय वायु सेना पर छोड़ दो
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
Funny side of IPL 6:

Once all arrests are done by the Mumbai and the Delhi police, they can start a tournament with two new teams - Arthur Road Indians and Tihar Daredevils!

Such travesty...
While the great Dara Singh represented Hanuman, his son Vindoo Dara Singh represents Middleman!

Innovative ad outside a gynaecologist:
We charge very less per delivery compared to Sreesanth!

Raj Kapoor was real visionary. He made Shree(santh) 420 in 1955!

Ever wondered the reason why IPL comes on Set Max? Because it is already SET!

A towel can make one's career - Ranbir Kapoor
A towel can destroy one's career - Sreesanth
One can make a career without a towel - Sunny Leone

The Tata Sky channel number of Sony Six HD for showing IPL matches is 420. We should have taken the cue of things to come!

TATA Docomo's latest advertisement:
While watching IPL, think of us
Because leading bookies use our network!

IPL 6's best catch award goes to:
Delhi Police - for catching Sreesanth!

The best one:
After the betting expose, people are still watching IPL - now you know the reason as to why Congress keeps coming back to power!
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
WHATS APP CHAT !!

Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that??
Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that I
have received my salary
worth Rs.50,000 and i
have reserved Rs.20,000 for ur shopping....

Girl: Wow darling! Sure....
I love you.. Thats great when shall we go?(12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na...
dear i was off last time, when shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I know ur there and ur
reading my messages, Just answer sweet heart.. (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
.
.
Girl: Anyway goodnight..
tomorrow we will go shopping okay love yu baby....... (12:20am)
:-D :-P :-D
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 

Take d test. Be HONEST .. Very Funny...

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer:
"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3...

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or "no man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors, you idiot!!! If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you..

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions
-->

No comments:

Post a Comment