Friday, 7 June 2013

Jokes.................Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club................61713








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Six Feet

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk, he ain't gonna notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice. Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

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The husband got out of bed, and counted. "One, two, three, four... By gosh, you're right, dear!" 
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!विज्ञापन इफैक्ट!!
एक दस साल का बच्चा किचड़ मेँ खूब
खेलकर,कपड़ो को एकदम गंदा करके
घर पहुँचा.
पापा के सामने जाकर बोला-ः
''दाग अच्छे है ना?''
उसके पापा उसको इस गंदी हालत मेँ
देखकर धीरे धीरे मुस्कराये.....
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फिर एक करारा तमाचा उसके
गालो पे दे मारे...
''सेन्टर फ्रेश जुबान पे लगाम
लगाता है हाथो पे नहीं''
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बस स्टॉप पे पप्पू एक लड़की को ताड़ रहा था
लड़की ने उसको टोकते हुए पूछा
लड़की: "मुझे ऐसे क्यूँ देख रहे हो? तुम्हारी कोई बहन नहीं है क्या?"
पप्पू: "है ना, इसलिए तो देख रहा हूँ"
लड़की: "क्यों?"
पप्पू मुस्कुराते हुए बोला: "वो क्या है की मेरी बहन को एक भाभी चाहिए"
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Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club.
One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful.
Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl.
Pappu: “Hi”
Ugly Girl: “Hi”
Pappu: “Wanna Dance?”
Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not”
Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“






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