Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Jokes..............Ladkiyon ki haan me haan to hota hi hai aur naa me bhi haan hota hai..........60613

Thought of the day: -
Ladkiyaaan sexy honi chahiye..
Sushil to apna shinde bhi hai
Ladkiyan samajhdaar honi chaiyeh, lovely
toh university bhi hain
Ladkiyan sundar honi chaiyeh, smart toh
phones bhi hote hain...
Ladkiyan khoobsoorat honi chaiyeh, hot
toh coffee bhi hoti hai....
Ladkiyan loyal honi chaiyeh, cute toh
teddies bhi hote hain....
In short....Mere case mein ladki kaisi bhi
ho...chalegi...

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Always remember in life that when no
one is with you. And when all the
doors are closed around you...
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It's time to watch PORN!

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My mom asked me why dont u study d
whole
year & study Only during exams ??
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I replied…
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai
lekin,
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tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch
aur
hai... :O:D

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¤Ladke ameer ho jayein to bigad
sakte hain, Ladkiyan Bigad jayein
to ameer ho sakti hain..
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¤Ladkiyon ki haan me haan to
hota hi hai aur naa me bhi haan
hota hai,
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aur ladke to kabhi naa karte hi
nahi..
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¤Ladkiyon ki problem ladko ki bhi
problem hoti hai lekin ladko ki
problem me hi ladkiyon ka
solution hota hai..
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¤Beauty of a ladka lies inside the
eyes of ladki but Beauty of a ladki
lies on herself only..
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¤Acchi ladki KHUSHI degi,
Buri ladki KHUSHI KHUSHI degi..

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Debate of Serious Nature :
Beer Vs Woman:
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not.. 1
point for beer!
Beer is horrible, when it is hot.. 1 point for
women!
A cold beer satisfies you.. 1 point for beer!
For a beer, you pay taxes.. 1 point for
women!
If you take a second beer, the first one
doesn't get angry.. 1 point for beer!
You can always be sure that, you are the
first one Opening a beer.. 1 point for beer!
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms
down by itself. 1 point for beer!
You know exactly how much a beer costs..
1 point for beer!
A beer does not have a mother.. 1 point
for beer!
A Beer won't ask you to hug her for half
an hour after having it.. 1 point for beer!
So the Score is...
Beer beats women
8 to 2
If you're a guy, enjoy this message..
If you are a woman reading this and
getting angry, know that a beer would
never get angry.
So FINAL SCORE : 9 to 2....
Cheers

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Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki Toh Sab Puja
Karte Hain,
Kyu Na Mai Shaitaan Ki Puja Karu.?
Ho sakta hai wo free ho aur meri wishes puri
karde.
He prayed for 1 year...
After 1 year,
Shaitaan uske samne aaya...
Shaitaan: Vats mai tumse khush hua... 3 vardaan
maang lo...
Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye.
Shaitaan: Vats mai kewal 3 de sakta hu..,lena hai
toh le nahi toh maaa **#da.
Santa: (ek minute sochkar) aacha aapke hath mei
jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye.
Shaitaan: Tathastu, ab dusri wish bolo?
Santa: Is dande ko apne Pichwaade mei daal lo,
andar tak...
Shaitaan: (confused) Tathastu, aab jaldi se tisri
mang BC bahut dard ho raha hai...
Santa: Smiles & says, Bo$$ dk, ab bol baki 97
wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada'
banwa du.. =))
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