Sunday, 9 June 2013

Jokes.......................Ladki sundar aur smart honi chahiye..................62113

Degree engineering ki honi chahiye....
 
Medical toh store bhi hai 
 
Kasab ko goli marni chahiye thi ..
 
hang toh mera phn bhi hota hai

 
Ladki sundar aur smart honi chahiye... 
 
Sushil toh shinde bhi hai...  
 
Baal majboot aur ghaney hone chahiye... 
 
Mulayam toh Yadav bhi hai... 

 
 
ladka bindas hona chahie......
 
sharmila toh tagore bhi hai
 
ladka jawan hona chahie uncle toh chips bhi hai
 
Ladkiya samajhdaar honi chahiye...

Lovely toh university bhi hai
 
Weather Rainy hona chahiye...

Sunny toh Leone bhi hai 
 
Ladki aurat honi chahiye...

Mahela to Jaywardhane bhi hai 
 
Ladkiya honest honi chahiye...
Hot to aalu ke parathe bhi hote hai !!!!
 
Ladke understanding hone chahiye...

Smart to phone bhi hote hai !!!! 
 
Ladke rich hone chahiye...

Faithful to dogs bhi hote hai !!!!
 
 Global currency rupees honi chahiye.. 
 
Dollar to underwear bhi hai 
 
Ladkika character aschha hona chahiye 
 
hot to coffee bhi hoti hai  
 
Teacher mrks denewali honi chahiye... 
 
ande toh murgi bhi deti hai...
 
 
Ladkiyaan Sindhi honi chahiye , 
 
Jain toh Dosa bhi hota
hai .
 
Exams mein Fail hona chahiye , 
 
Pass toh Train ka bhi
hai .
 
Life mein Izzat Kamao , 
 
Paise toh Shreesanth bhi Kamata
hai .
 
Mazza aaye toh Kiss deni chahiye , 
 
Taaliyaan toh chakke

bhi marte hai .
 
Dessert mein Pastry honi chahiye , 
 
Rabdi toh Devi bhi hai .
 
Insaan mein Aatma Sanman hona chahiye , 
 
Jaan toh aaj
kal Cement mein bhi hoti hai
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Phone ho toh IPhone jaisa ...
 
S3 S4 toh train k deebe bhi hote hai
 
Reply dhang ka hona chahiye...
 
"hmmm" toh Bhains bhi karti hai. 
 
Ladki dil se saaf honi chahiye, 
 
bold Aur curve toh blackberry bhi hai 
 
pyar hona chahiye..kuch kuch toh
shahrukh ko bhi hota hai
 
student ko KT honi jaroori hai.. ALL
CLEAR to shmpoo bhi hai..
 
Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...
 
local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
. 
. 
relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye 
 
Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai...
. 
Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...

Caring toh nurse b hai!
.
 Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...
 
local toh mumbai Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye...
 
local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
. 
. 
relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye 
 
Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai...
. 
Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye...

Caring toh nurse b hai!
.
Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye.....
 
bahari nikhar tho fair n lovely bhi deti hai
 
.
Ladka sensitive hona chahiye 
 
emotions toh wtsap main bhi hai
. 
Ladki Mein Attitude hona chaiye..
 
Angry Toh Aaj kal birds bhi hote hai 
.
Air condition cooling dena chahiye.......
 
hava tho lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai
. 
Cable ho toh tata sky jaisa 

Dish toh har ghar k kitchen me hote he
.
Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye....
 
unlimited toh mera data plan bhi h...
 
.
Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye..

Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hai !!
 
 
Baal Swing honi chahiye, 
 
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai.. 
. 
Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye 
 
kyuki rotlu toh shreeshanth bhi hai
. 
Naam ke aage jadeja hona chahiye 
 
ravindra to apana deokar bhi hai....
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A man and a woman walk into a very posh 
 
Rodeo Drive furrier. 
 
"Show the lady your finest mink!" 
 
the fellow exclaims.
 
So the owner of the shop goes in back 
 
and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous 
 
full-length coat. 

As the lady tries it on, 
 
the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, 
 
"Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
 
"No problem! I'll write you a cheque!"
 
"Very
 
 good, sir." says the shop owner. 
 
"Today is Saturday. You may come by on
 
 Monday to pick it up, 
 
after the cheque has cleared."
 
So the man and the woman leave. 
 
On Monday, the fellow returns. 

The store owner is outraged, 
 
"How dare you show your face in here?! 
 
There wasn't a single penny in your 
 
cheque account!"
 
"I just had to come by,
 
" grinned the guy, 
 
"to thank you for the most wonderful weekend 
 
of my life!"
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