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Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Jokes...........................Khatarnak PJs.............................63013


> Khatarnak PJs..
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> Open at your own risk !!!
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> Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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> Monday is a Weak Day....
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> Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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> Ans: On Television.. ..
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> Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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> Guess plz....
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> He'll ask:
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> "Where is Pop Corn?"
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> Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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> Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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> Q) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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> A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
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> Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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> A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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> Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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> Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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> Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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> Guess???
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> MARUTI 800!!!
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> Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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> Socho....
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> Kol-Kata.... .
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> Bear this PJ !!
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> Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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> Simple!
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> The Latter is Vaccinated.. .!!
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> Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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> Coz God Never Dies....
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> Confused?
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> BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!
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> UNBEATABLE PJ:
> Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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> HOLI.
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> He Keeps Saying...
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> "Holi CUB hai,
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> CUB hai Holi...."
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Recently the series "hona chahiye" became so popular that Rahul gandhi went crying to his mom and said.....

"Mujhe Indian Maa Chahiye"
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Italian to Pizza bhi hota hai" ;-) :-D
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