Monday, 10 June 2013

Jokes................Just received a call from a girl..............62413

CHEMISTRY CLASS

Professor: What is the chemical symbol of
Barium?
Akpors: BA, sir.
Professor: What about sodium?
Akpors: NA, sir. Professor: What will we get if 1
atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are
combined chemically?
Akpors: Its BANANA sir

Describe Akpos in on word....lol
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A man fainted in front of Papaye Fast Food  . People rushed to him and someone said bring some water and pour it on him to revive him.
The man immediately opened his one eye and replied "if I needed water, I would have fainted near Ghana Water Company'. Look at where I fainted and do the right thing.....,you idiot...
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One day johnny an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled
“How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Volume One”.
He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.”.
He did so and the airplane engine started. He was happy and opened the next page.
“To set airplane moving press the blue button.” He did so and the aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read,
“To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button.” He did this and the plane started to fly. He was excited!!!!!!
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page which read ''To know how to land buy a latest volume 2 in the nearest bookshop....
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Akpors just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja. The manager told him: "...in here we give every customer
personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask" Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely
took their baggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception" ... and he led them to the reception. After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager,
"Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the manager
"So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpors.
"That is why I told you to be very observant.
All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag". "Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs MADE IN CHINA! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..."

And the manager fainted...lol
One word for Akpos...
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Jerry John Rawlings, John kuffour nd John Mahama were travelling thru a forest nd dey came across some group of vampires. The vampires asked each of dem to find 10 fruits in the forest. Rawlings got oranges and kuffour also got grapes while Mahama was still searching for his. They both brought their fruits to the vampires. The vampires then asked dem to swallow their fruits, n anyone who laughed will be killed. Rawlings swallowed 2 of the oranges n got choked on the 3rd one
then he died, Kuffour had it easy n took his grapes n swallowed all the 10 like fufu but he laughed nd was killed, the reason why he laughed was because he saw Mahama coming with water melons.....
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Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
ye bata paas kab hounga???
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Thought of the day

Whenever in ur life if u r losing self control
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Just think about Sunny Leonne's cameraman.
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Just received a call from a girl in a Placement Agency:
"Sir, I've got 2 openings. Wud U be interested?"
Pagli, yeh bhi koi poochne waali baat hai ?
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