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Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Jokes.............................CID (Serial) in 2050...........& Some facts about our Sir Ravindra Jadeja.......67613

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got:

She:
I am in love with a boy who is far away from me
I am in India and he lives in UK

We met on marriage website
Became friends on FB
Had long chats on WhatsApp
Proposed each other on Skype
And now 2 months of relationship through Viber

I need your blessings and good wish, Oh God!!

God:
Now get married on Twitter
Have fun on Tango
Buy your kids from eBay
Send them through Gmail

And if you are fed up with your husband or kids to unko OLX pe bech de ;-)
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Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya
Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.
Moti Aurat: “Ja Police Ko Bula La”
Nokar: “Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin”
Niche Se Chor Rote Hue Chilaya: “Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa“
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CID in 2050:

1.Sony sold its channel to CID and now it is called CID TV.

2.Daya still breaks the doors but now he uses 5 tyms more punch than before..

3.Daya on his wheel chair is faster than the criminals on bike..

4. Fredrick still doesn't know why he is in the show and still cracks his silly jokes..

5.Every CID member has now its own Quails...

6.ACP got paralysis but still his ryt hand shakes and he keeps on saying "kuch to jarur milega"...

7.Abhijeet and Dr. Sarika finally got married and their children also works in CID...

8.Dr. Salunke's children r working as lab assistant...!!
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80% लड़कों के पास गर्लफ्रेंड होती हैं और 20% लड़कों के पास
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दिमाग ;)
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Brand new CID JOKES
-Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....
Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil kiungliyon k nishaan honge!!!
-Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….
Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
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Some facts about our Sir Ravindra Jadeja *

# God realised RAJNI sir is getting old so he created sir ravindra jadeja

# Twitter follows Sir Ravindra Jadeja

# When SIR Jadeja gets a wicket next 3 batsmen are considered out.

# The next tour between India and Aus will be called the Lord Sir Ravindra Jadeja Trophy. Border-Gavaskar your time is up.

# Sir Jadeja can hit a six and a four in the same delivery...

# The batsman playing in the actual stadium is declared out if even Sir Jadeja gets his wicket in EA Sports Cricket .

# Sir Jadeja never spins the ball, he just orders it to go and get the wicket of the batsman on strike... and the rest is history.

# Once Sir Jadeja suspended match referee for doubting his bowling actions.

# Actually Sir Jadeja is a Both-Handed batsman. He just prefers batting left-handedly.

# Batsmen who hits a six on Lord Sir Jadeja's bowling, has to go into his hotel room, cry and then ask for Poison.

# Once Sir Ravindra Jadeja bowled a bouncer. The ball landed in the stadium next to it & the batsman over there got out.

# Sir Jadeja can take a wicket by catching a ball outside boundary.

# When Sir Jadeja throws the ball, it doesn't spin.. actually the earth just rotates a bit.

# Once Sir Jadeja got a batsman out by Bat Before Wicket.

# Sir Jadeja can even hit a Bat for a Six.

# ICC is soon going to declare Sir Jadeja as a separate cricket playing nation.

# Sir Jadeja can get wicket on a wide ball.

# Sir Jadeja can complete a Sixer by running only.

#Once Sir Ravindra jadeja bowled a delivery of 0 kmph.
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ek circus waalon ko ek aisa aadmi mila jo ek waqt me 50 roti kha leta tha, unhone use circus me shaamil kiya aur logon ko hairaan kiyaa. subah 10 baje se 4 baje tak usane teen baar khaanaa khaayaa aur agle show me wah aayaa hi nahin, sab ne kahaa ki chalo to wah bola saaraa din kaam karwaate ho, khaanaa to kha lene do.
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All the Major things that Women need in their lives start with M....
Marriage... Money... Mom..Make Up... Mercedes,.... Man and last but not the least... MAID.......................:)
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