Saturday, 22 June 2013

Jokes...............Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya................................66013





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Husband : Wow, Tum itni Gulabi
kaise lag rahi ho.. ??
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. Wife:"When your lovely words
touch the bundle branches of the
circulation system of my heart,
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it starts beating
faster & increased output is trans
mitted
to adrenals which start secreting
glucon to increase
blood
glucose level & to combatthis
emergency, Pituitary output also
increases which raises blood
estrogen
level, Causing vasodilation
and I
look PINK...
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MORAL:"zyada padhi likhi biwi romance ki
aisi taisi kar deti hai !!!
Be Aware....:p
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JOKE OF THE DAY :

SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE INTERVIEW...

TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI ??
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BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI...!! :-)
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

Wah! Wah!

Wah!! Wah!!

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

Phirrrrr...?

Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya. :'(
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Ek shayari apne PAGE ke liye...

Sharifon mein koi chor nahi hota,

khwabon me koi aur nahi hota,

library me koi shor nahi hota,

sawan me aajkal 'mor' nahi hota,

dhande me koi 100% pure nahi hota,

apni biwi pe aajkal zor nahi hota,

Par ek baat ki guarantee hai...

hamare BLOG mein jo rahe woh

life me kabhi bore nahi hota..
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Super Pogo Joke again

Girl: "Monday 1st show ke BALCONY ke
CORNER wale 2 ticket book kar ke Rakhna
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Boy: "CORNER wala ticket na mile toh..
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Girl: "To PICTURE dekhenge:p
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Papu: Mamma kal papa kaam wali ko sofay per leta
kar...
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Mom: Beta! Bus raat ko jab papa aayein tu phir
batana... .
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Papa K Aatay Hee
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Mom: Haan beta ab batao kiya howa?
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Papu: Papa kaam wali ko sofay pe leta kar jo
sharma Uncle aap k saath karte hain... woh kar rahe thay ..





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