Monday, 3 June 2013

Jokes............................A beautiful lady.....................60113

Santa : "Mere pass Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai.
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Tumhare pass kya hai ??
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Banta : "Mere pass bhi Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai. :-P

Santa : "To saaley apni Maa kiske pass hai ? o_O
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My bike broke down outside PizzaHut last night.. . . . .
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
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What an Idea 
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Santa was sitting alone in coffee shop..

A beautiful lady came & asked: "If u don't mind.. can I sit here?"

Santa- No!

Lady- why??

Santa- Bcoz I have mind. o_O
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.

"I was taking pee and this bullet c ame out." replies the daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."

Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog." o_O 
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With due respect to RAJANI SIR, No offence please....
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When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std.... some1 stole his rough note....& Now they call it as .............

Wikipedia Crazy people!!
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When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!...... Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is..

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar And his coach's name is ramaKANT

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.
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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax.

Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... The Titanic in the other.
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"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..

Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty"
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Rajni can walk faster than light. "Rajni cannot be created or destroyed..... it can only be changed from one form to another".
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Law of Conservation of Rajni All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...

Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.

Don't even try to guess what happened. We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
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One more:

Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth today that powder is known as.... "AMBUJA CEMENT"
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