Saturday, 29 June 2013

Jokes..........................20% Kamine to Hum Bachpan Se The..............68913

3 Idiots in   medical college

Sudhanshu : ****Smiling****

Lota : Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

suddh: Bohot dino se medical me aane ki ichha thi...aaj yaha pahuch gya...bohot maza aa raha hai.

lota : Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is PHYSIOLOGY??

Sudh: Anything that is happening in our body is physiology, Sir.

Lota : Can you please elaborate?

Suddh: Sir...jo bhi body me hota hai. physiology hai sir..bhuk lagi...khana khaya! physiology hai Sir.shu shu aayi aur wo kiya! Physiology hai Sir... Sir actually hum physiology se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki figure se Mafiyao ki trigure tak!

Sab physiology hai sir! Ek second me labb, ek second me dabb!(heart sounds)
labb-dabb labb-dabb labb-dabb......

Lota : Shut up!Dr. banake ye karoge? labb-dabb...
labb-dabb......

Hey Sandy tum batao,

Sandy : The science which treats of functions of living organism & its parts & physical and chemical factors & basic processes involved.

Lota : Excellent!

Suddh: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Lota : Seedhe shabdo me batana hai toh arts ya commerce me jaia...

Suddh: Par sir dusre bhi toh...

Lota : Get out!
Suddh: Why sir?

Lota : Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Suddh goes out and comes back*

lota : Kya hua?
Suddh: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Lota : Kya?

Suddh : An instrument which is used to assist health care professional which has two ear pieces connected by means of flexible tubbing to a diaphragm,which is placed agaist skin of d patient appropriate in location to hear body sounds created by heart,lungs,bowel etc.

Lota : Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Suddh : stethoscope sir! stethoscope lena bhul gaya tha!

Lota : Seedha seedha nhi bol sakte the?!

Suddh: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya..!
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हवाई सर्वेक्षण कर रहे थे नेताजी !
हेलीकॉप्टर की खिड़की, अचानक गई टूट,
टंकी में होने लगा लीकेज, पंखा गया टूट, सीट फिसल गयी, यूँ समझिये नेता जी की हवा निकल गयी।
किसी तरह से पायलेट ने उनको बचाया ,पैराशूट से नेताजी को नीचे कुदाया तभी गिरते हुए नेताजी के हाथ से नट बोल्ट टकराया !
नट-बोल्ट टूटता देख, उनका दिमाग चकराया

नेता जी बोले-ओफ्हो-ये तो वही जहाज है -

जिसकी खरीद में मैंने था कमीशन खाया!
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Open your books, keep your mobile off & start studying.
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The above stunts are performed by highly professionals...
please don't try this at home...! =D ;).
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Arz Kiya Hai... Gaur Farmaiye...
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Ki Bigdi Hui Zindagi Ki Kuchh Aisi Kahani Hai

Wah Wah Wah...

Ki Bigdi Hui Zindagi Ki Kuchh Aisi Kahani Hai
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20% Kamine to Hum Bachpan Se The
80% Baaki ab Facebook Ki Meherbaani Hai!!

WAAH WAAAH!! WAAH WAAAH!!!.
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Ek college ke kuch ladke Roz ek hotel me jate aur
Ek waiter ko khoob pareshan karte the..
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Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur Unhone
waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip dekar maafi mangi
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Sorry bhai, Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi pareshan
nahi krenge.."
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Waiter khush hokar bola Thanx bhai,
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main bhi waada karta hoon Ki aaj ke baad aap logo
ki coffee me THUKA nahi karunga..
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Baba Saxidas Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Puchha

Cheli: “Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka”

Cheli: “Wahh Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Thha, Aur Fir Ye Condom Ka Kya Use Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka.“
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In love with Ranjhannaa Dialogues :D

1."Humein apne gaal pe thapad se zyada uske gaal pe puppy ka sukh tha" xD

2. "Aye rickshaw waale, paise mat lena madam se bhabhi hai tumhari" :D

3."Aashiq ki tab nahi fatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaye par tab fatti hai jab khud ki shaadi ho" :(

4."Gali ke laundon ka pyaar aksar doctor aur engineer le jaate hai..dil chota na kar" :P

5. "Hum khoon bahaein tum aanson bahao..saala aashiqui na ho gaya lathicharge ho gaya" :|

6."Lanka dahan hona baaki tha kyunki hamara jawaan hona baaki tha". >:(

7. "Ek baat main samajh gaya hoon. Ladki aur rocket aapko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain" xD xP

8. "Tumhara pyaar na ho gaya..UPSC ka exam ho gaya. 10 saal se paas hi nai ho raha" =))

9. "Namaaz mein vo thi par aisa laga ki dua hamari qabool ho gayi" :')

And d ultimate one :D

10. "Kundan ke pyjama ka naada itna bhi dheela nahi ki tumhare blouse ke hook se khul jaye" xD =)) :D
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