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Friday, 7 June 2013

Jokes.................. Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?..............61613

Arz kiya he........
Gaur Farmaiyega...
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Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye
hum,
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Par jab pata chala
nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
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To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye
hum.
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Ek aur......
Ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
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Wah Wah,
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Jis se raat bhar chatting ki
woh girl friend ki mummy thi..
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Ek aur....
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Koi pathar se na maare
mere dewaane ko.
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Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,
bomb se udaa do saale ko.
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Bus last.....
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Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat banaunga,
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Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga.
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Bus iske baad khtam.....

Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
Aurr
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agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye
to...
saala dost bhi kurban...
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Santa reported for his University final examination which
consists of
"yes/no" type questions. He took his seat in the examination
hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of
inspiration takes
his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin
and marking the
answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the
class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is
seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches him andasks what is
going on. "I finished the exam inhalf and hour. But, I am
rechecking my answers.”
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Photo: Rajnikanth's pencil !!![[x9lol]] 
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 1 din Santa bazar gaya raste me 1
chor uska
mobile le k bhaag gaya..
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Santa piche bhaga,
phir ruk ke chillaya le ja kutte
charger lene aayega na tab
pakdunga...
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FIZIX Joke:
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Scientists were playing hide & seek in
heaven..
.. Einstein was seeker.. Newton didn't
hide &
stood
in a square of 1
meter..
.. Einstein:" I found u newton !!
Thappa !!!
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Newton:" U are wrong..
I am not newton.. As i am standing in
1 mt square, i am
newton/per mt sq.
So I am pascal..
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6 Negatives lines, with positive
meanings..
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1.Money can't buy happiness,
but its more comfortable to cry in a
BMW than on a bicycle
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2.Forgive your enemy, but
remember that bastard's name
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3.Help a Woman when She is in trouble
and She will remember you
when She is in trouble again..
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4.Many people are alive only
because
its illegal to shoot them(n)
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5.Alcohol doesn't solve any
problem, but
neither does juice..
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6.Smoking kills, but if you don't
smoke, doesn't mean you'll never
die.....
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Dedicated to married ppl-
Dost:Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
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Santa:Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.
Dost:Kya Boli?
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Santa:Boli Palang k Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Maarungi..
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