Popads

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Jokes....................क्या आप चाहते हैं की आपको एक खूबसूरत सेक्रेटरी मिले.............63313

Height of Match Fixing !!

Bowler Ne Jeb Me Towel Latka Kar Halki Ball Daali

Ballebaaz Ne Bhi Halke Se Balla Ghumaya... .

Koi Run Nahi Bana... . .

Teesri Ball Tak Yahi Haal Tha. . . .
.
.
.
.
.
Pareshan Ho Kar Bowler, Batsman Ke Nazdeek Gaya Aur Dheere Se Bola :

Run Kyo Nahi Bana Raha Be? Mujhe 16 Run Dene Hai Iss OVER Me. . . .
.
.
.
.
.
Batsman Bola : Mere GALE Ka RUMAAL Bhi To Dekh Bhai, Mujhe MAIDEN OVER Nikalna Hai.. ;-) :-P
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
 .
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
Aurton Se bhari Ek BUS ka accident ho gaya..
.
.
Sabhi "HUSBAND ek-ek Ghanta roye..
.
.
Sirf ' SANTA ' Akela 2 ghante roya ..

kyun ... ??
.
.
.
.
.
Kyu ki Uski Wife ki bus Chhoot gayi thiiii ...
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
दो व्यक्ति रेलवे की टिकट खिड़की पर लाइन में लगे थे।
उनके पास ही एक नौजवान खड़ा हुआ था। पीछे वाले
व्यक्ति ने आगे वाले से कहा," आजकल के नौजवानों को न
जाने क्या हो गया है। जरा देखिए इस लड़के को, कितने
भद्दे ढंग के कपड़े पहने हैं इसने।
आगे वाले ने जवाब दिया, "माफ कीजिये पर ये
लड़का नहीं मेरी बेटी है"।
पहला व्यक्ति: ओह, आई एम सॉरी। अच्छा तो आप इसके
पिता हैं?
दूसरा व्यक्ति: जी नहीं, मैं इसकी मां हूं।
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
युवकों के लिए खुशखबरी...

क्या आप हर महीना दो लाख सैलेरी वाला जॉब चाहते है ???
.
क्या आप चाहते हैं कि आपके मातहत कई लोग काम करें ??
.
क्या आप चाहते हैं कि जॉब में आपको एक शानदार केबिन मिले ??
.
क्या आप चाहते हैं की आपको एक खूबसूरत सेक्रेटरी मिले....
.
अब ये सब कुछ पाना बहुत ही आसान है...
.
आपको
.
करना
.
बस
.
इतना ही है
.
कि
.
.
कॉलेज में मन लगाकर मेहनत के साथ पढ़ना होगा
हा हा हा हा
.
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
Unbeatable Logic!

Santa decided to study for the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home.

Friend: Santa, how is your MBA preparation?

Santa: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.

Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand?

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, your are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta who was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.

Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't.

Santa: Oh my God! That means you're gay!
.
.
.
.
..
..
 
A Red Duck
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.

On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Pappu, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Pappu, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

Young Pappu replied with, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
-->

No comments:

Post a Comment