Sunday, 5 May 2013

Jokes...............The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students.......49013

Student of forever...................

(meet genius DIBYARANJAN MOHANTY answering to the teacher)

Teacher: Students, if 1 man can do a work in 6 days, 6 men can do the same work in 1 day. Did you understand DIBYARANJAN?
DIBYARANJAN : Yes, if 1 boat crosses the ocean in six days, 6 boats cross the ocean in one day.
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Teacher:-Children nothing is impossible!
DIBYARANJANDIBYARANJAN:Sir, then take out the tooth paste from the tube and put it back!!!
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teacher: why do i have to go to bed?

DIBYARANJAN: Because the bed wont come to you.
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define GIRL
DIBYARANJANGirls are like computers, there's always a better model.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
DIBYARANJANBecause they have big fingers.
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Teacher: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!!!! DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING FOR YOU?
DIBYARANJAN: No I can spell EVERYTHING: E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!

AND THE AWARD GOES TO................................
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BHOLU in an interview............ ►

Bholu :- May I come in sir....!!??

Interviewer :- wait please....... ♫

Bholu :- 64 kg only............ !!!!
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1st man: It is sickening the way my wife kepts talking about her ex husband..

2nd man: That's nothing, mine kepts talking about her next husband.
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Once a devil walked in a bar,
Every one ran away only one man had the guts to stay.
The devil asked to the man aren't you scared.
The man replied, "Why should I be, I married your sister 30 years ago".
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
Naughty Atul Kharbanda inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
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Tiki padhi: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?

Dibyaranjan: Of course, I know that very well.

Tiki padhir: Really, well then, how?

Dibyaranjan: My dog came and told me.
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A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream?
The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
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A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in ...."
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Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.! dukh de.! tension de.!

Barbad kar de.! Mere pichhe har mushkil Laga de.!

GOD-Abey saale 1 Line me bol na "Girlfriend"chahiye..!:P
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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.

Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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"mere pati mera bohot kehna maante hain. kabhi behes tak nahi karte".

"lekin kal to tumhara pati jor jor se keh rahe the ki tumhari ye baat mujhe achhi nahi lagti".

"han, darasal unse maine kaha tha ki- rehne do, aaj bartan me maanz lungi."
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gayak ka gana achha na lagne per kisi ne comment kiya- abe, gadhe ka renkna band kar

prog arrenger gusse se chillaya- khabadar, jo kisine is gayak ko gadha kaha to ....

piche se kisi ne usse v unchi awaz me bola- khabadar, jo kisine is GADHE ko gayak kaha to ....
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