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Thursday, 9 May 2013
Jokes............................Ten Laws Newton Forgot To State..........& Newton strikes back with Law no 11....................51013
Ten Law Newton Forgot To State.
1. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged one.
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for workbecause you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
8. LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10. LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
How can Newton the greatest inventor of our times be left behind.
NEWTON STRIKES BACK WITH LAW NO 11.
THE LAW OF MOTION.
LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN SLOW MOTION!!!
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