Monday, 27 May 2013

Jokes..........................Santa is raping a girl.........58913

A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert.

"What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.

Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand.

"Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.

Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."

"Why's that Timmy?"

"Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."

"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.

"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten."
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High Insult..

Bf to Gf:"Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Mein Aayi Thi.. You Were Looking Very Cute.. :))
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Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmmm ?? Sach Much.. ♥
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Bf:"Haan Baba Such Much..♥
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Gf:"Sapne Mein Hum Dono KyaKar Rahe The.. ??
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Bf:"I Was Eating Dairy Milk..!!
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum..
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Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi Thi Ki Plzz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye...:p :D
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Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,

Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,

Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?
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Boy : may I kiss u?

Girl : No

Boy again : May I kiss u?

Girl : No..

Boy desperately asks :
PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?

Girl : Kutte, kaminey
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Teacher thodi
naa hoon jo permission
maang raha hai ZABARDASTI
nahin Kar
sakta
kya ?
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Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise hote hain..
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Dono karte kuch nahi,

bas khade khade Ungli karte rehte hain.!!
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Teacher: Which Was 1st Silent Film In hindi?

Stud: If d Film Was Silent, How Could u Know It Was hindi?
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Teacher shocks
Student rocks !!
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