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Monday, 6 May 2013

Jokes................Perfect joke...........& Indian actress without teeth...............49613

Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko 1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha hai?

Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola .....
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"Vidhwa Aurat o_O :-D
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Teacher at class: "suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,,
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Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kr aana,, ..

Pappu: "saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,, .
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Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai,, .
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Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
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khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne,, .. Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta,,.

Chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana,, ..

Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya,, . .
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Pappu to mom: "Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai.. :D B-)
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Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?

Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
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duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai! :-D :-P
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Perfect Joke :-D
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Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn't end here)
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Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. :-P

The joke doesn't end here either . . .
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Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai. .

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.

Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. ;-)

S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end. . . .
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai..
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Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga. :-P
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