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Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Jokes......................Khubsurat Ladkiyan Zyada Padhti Nahi Hai.. . . Qki.............50513

Beta: Papa Mai jab business karunga to ache
ache ke hath me katora pakada dunga...
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Papa:Kaise?
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Beta: PANI PURI bechkar...
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Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahi...
 
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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband = I'm At "Bank"
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Wife = Wow thats good I need 20,000 For new Cell Phone ,5,000 for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics
Husband = Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank

"KHOON PIYEGI

KHOON ?"
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Wife called hubby in office ..
Wife - window is not opening .. What
shall I do ?
Hubby - Put some hot water n wait for
while. It will open ...
Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the
magic.. Try it ..
(After a while hubby calls back to
check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it do
the needfull trick ?
Wife - I don't kno about the trick or
magic but NOW entire laptop is not
starting X_X =))
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Pappu Aashiqui 2 dekh kar aaya...
aur apni GF se Bola:"
Sun Rahi Hai Tu...:'((
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Breakup kar rha hu mai...:p :O :D
warna saala mai bhi pee, pee ke mar jaunga :/
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Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!" =D
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Teacher:" maan lo thumhara dost, aur thumhari girl friend ek kashthi me savaar hai,

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aur doobne lagte hai,

batao tum kise bachaoge. ??
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Atul Kharbanda" kisi ko nahi, marne do donon ko..

Teacher:" kyu.. ??

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Atul Kharbanda: " saale dono ek saath kashti me kar kya rahe the.. ?? 
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Khubsurat Ladkiyan Zyada Padhti Nahi Hai..
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Woh Janti Hain K..
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Dunya K Kisi Koney Main Koi Gadha Un Ke Liye Doctor, Engineer, MBA  Ban Raha Hoga.. :p
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A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better..

Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law and the other for the daughters-in- law.

Unfortunately the bus with the mothers-in-law was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot.

The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss.

Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking but why are you crying so hard, I didn't realize u were so close to your mother-in-law? "

to which she replied,

"No actually , she missed the bus!"
 
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